There was a kid named Charlie
Who used to dance like Bob Marley
He fell in with someone called Harley
He fed his pets on cheap Barley

One day Charley went to a store
To buy himself some stupid pores
He thought it'd be nice to poke them in Harley's twat
It'll make her annoyed like a rat

So he went in with pores galore
Lifted Harley's skirt to poke the pores, the prick
But oh shock horror, what he saw, horror
Harley was a dude who had a huge dick!

1st verse was good...I'd thought it'll be interesting but

Not your best work

Definite

Yeah it was pretty bad. Almost on the astonishing low levels of my Scouse rhyme. Had like five minutes before going to college, didn't come out well.

Not bad,but I expected more from you

Yeah....even I expected better from myself.

You let me and you down.

Sowie

?

For letting you down.

Sowie

This is a good thread
Makes me laugh, takes away my breadth
So let me do alone some humping
While viewing this thread and bumping

You're a delucted tool
lets meet and play pool
oh wait I dont have time
I have to go make lime (juice)

Vishal16 wrote:

You're a delucted tool
lets meet and play pool
oh wait I dont have time
I have to go make lime (juice)

What the fuck does delucted mean?
It's the most obscure word I've seen
Have fun with your lime juice
Who wants to play pool with you when I can booze?

Rahul wrote:

Vishal16 wrote:

You're a delucted tool
lets meet and play pool
oh wait I dont have time
I have to go make lime (juice)

What the fuck does delucted mean?
It's the most obscure word I've seen
Have fun with your lime juice
Who wants to play pool with you when I can booze?

For booze you need money
I guess I have nothing but honey.
Delucted is a word I made up
Im having my lime juice in a cup :|

Vishal16 wrote:

For booze you need money
I guess I have nothing but honey.
Delucted is a word I made up
Im having my lime juice in a cup :|

I said I'll booze rather than play pool
No one was talking about you, you tool
I might be rude, I might be harsh
But I'm pretty honest you spaz

A cup without 2 girls is of no use
It's like trying to generate electricity with a burnt fuse
And what the fuck is it with creating new words?
If I see you one more time doing this, you face will be filled with massive turds.

^quote fail

Rahul wrote:

I said I'll booze rather than play pool
No one was talking about you, you tool
I might be rude, I might be harsh
But I'm pretty honest you spaz

A cup without 2 girls is of no use
It's like trying to generate electricity with a burnt fuse
And what the fuck is it with creating new words?
If I see you one more time doing this, you face will be filled with massive turds.

But you need more money in booze dude
A lot more than normal cow doodh
You are honest,you are chu
for your rhyme the audience will just boo

Dont remind me of that porn
I remember,I had puked corn
new words give me inspiration
to fight your stupid game with sophistication

Vishal16 wrote:

But you need more money in booze dude
A lot more than normal cow doodh
You are honest,you are chu
for your rhyme the audience will just boo

Dont remind me of that porn
I remember,I had puked corn
new words give me inspiration
to fight your stupid game with sophistication

Sophistication my arse
Inventing new words is a farce
And no, it wasn't porn, I'd call it art
As it was the only one which involved fart

I have money to booze a lot
I don't drink cow milk in anycase you faggot
And the audience loves me, I'm awesome
Now go out you pansy, play with cherry-blossoms.

Rahul wrote:

Vishal16 wrote:

But you need more money in booze dude
A lot more than normal cow doodh
You are honest,you are chu
for your rhyme the audience will just boo

Dont remind me of that porn
I remember,I had puked corn
new words give me inspiration
to fight your stupid game with sophistication

Sophistication my arse
Inventing new words is a farce
And no, it wasn't porn, I'd call it art
As it was the only one which involved fart

I have money to booze a lot
I don't drink cow milk in anycase you faggot
And the audience loves me, I'm awesome
Now go out you pansy, play with cherry-blossoms.

Im getting good at rhyming
the light on me is shining
I wont see your so called art
I'd rather go to D-mart

Booze is great
bake me a cake
fuck the audience
with your blossoms

Vishal16 wrote:

Im getting good at rhyming
the light on me is shining
I wont see your so called art
I'd rather go to D-mart

Booze is great
bake me a cake
fuck the audience
with your blossoms

Light shines on you? Appalled!
It seems that you've gone bald
You're okayish at Rhyming I guess
Still couldn't rhyme the last two lines, you're such a mess

but well, I'm teaching you the lessons of life
It might help you to get a wife
She may turn out ugly as fuck
But atleast you know life is tough because of me, bad luck!

I am not bald
oh wait I just got a call
its from mega mall
they say you've booked a hall

I said no,are you crazy?
they asked is my name daisy
I said you have the wrong number
then I get a second call,is this the plumber?

Vishal16 wrote:

I am not bald
oh wait I just got a call
its from mega mall
they say you've booked a hall

I said no,are you crazy?
they asked is my name daisy
I said you have the wrong number
then I get a second call,is this the plumber?

Good for you
I like Maajin Buu
And now I'll just say
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Is it just me or is this getting boring
I think I just heard myself snoring
your last rhyme was complete tosh
I saw becks having sex with posh

Vishal16 wrote:

Is it just me or is this getting boring
I think I just heard myself snoring
your last rhyme was complete tosh
I saw becks having sex with posh

Good for you
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Thats no rhyme
For that you wont even get a dime

I'm not even looking for one
Too annoy you is much more fun

Im not annoyed at the minute
everything has a limit?