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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
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| Subject: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:57 am | |
| You can put a few words together? Get in here This place is for you, have no fear You might be a sissy as light as a feather But if you can rhyme there are no ifs, buts or whether
The place will only be used to have conversation in rhyme Trying to spam it with unrhymed text will be considered a crime Benders, faggot and willy waggots all invited in here But if you don't rhyme......you'll be shitting in your pants in fear
I might ban someone who doesn't like this thread 'Cause I'm a selfish fucker....I'll rip you to shreads So come in here if you have balls to rhyme This thread will be gold when I'm in my prime
PS: Spamming in this thread is allowed Only if you do it in rhyme, you loud mouth As the thread will be quality even if it's spam As Rhyming is cool and quality, never a sham
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:03 am | |
| So no one's here and I'm bored I'll write something myself to keep this afloat I was once a tiny baby who was smarter than all This led to over confidence and my untimely fall
I was glad the wall was only two feet It turned out I wasn't overconfident but others were shite I was better than all, that day I saw the truth That's why I feel Orange is my favourite fruit |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:06 am | |
| London Bridge was falling down, falling down, falling down London Bridge was falling down Go fuck yourself, you're a clown
London Bridge was falling down, falling down, falling down London Bridge was falling down Go fuck yourself, you're a clown
London Bridge was falling down, falling down, falling down London Bridge was falling down Go fuck yourself, you're a clown
London Bridge was falling down, falling down, falling down London Bridge was falling down Go fuck yourself, you're a clown
(try singing it in the tone of the song, you retarded mong) |
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| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:11 am | |
| Pick me from a gutter....... And bring me a bread with lots of butter If you try to act smart I'll have to call Rafa and ask him to fart. |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:12 am | |
| - saithereddevil wrote:
- Pick me from a gutter.......
And bring me a bread with lots of butter If you try to act smart I'll have to call Rafa and ask him to fart. Oh, Rafa's a funny pig He'll have a massive audience if he holds a gig Because people pay to watch stupidity And oh well....I don't know what to say...I love nudity. |
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| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:14 am | |
| - Rahul wrote:
- saithereddevil wrote:
- Pick me from a gutter.......
And bring me a bread with lots of butter If you try to act smart I'll have to call Rafa and ask him to fart. Oh, Rafa's a funny pig He'll have a massive audience if he holds a gig Because people pay to watch stupidity And oh well....I don't know what to say...I love nudity. I always thought he was a wanker, a bald twat who's got no balls and who hides behind a tanker He's a dimwit with no fucking brains All he cares about is finding news ways to lose all his fucking games. |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:19 am | |
| - saithereddevil wrote:
I always thought he was a wanker, a bald twat who's got no balls and who hides behind a tanker He's a dimwit with no fucking brains All he cares about is finding news ways to lose all his fucking games. Rafa's a funny man Let's leave him aside for a minute Cause he's a massive Ferguson fan I was being sarcastic if you didn't notice it By the way Sai how are you....where's your beer can? |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:31 am | |
| Sai has gone, leaving me alone Common courtesy he lacks Leaving without a goodbye in rhyme he fucking packs So I am on my own, to create some shite As I am jobless, this alternate job seems fit
At the moment my mind is filled with thoughts Should I share it with you'll, you faggots? The thoughts are pretty weird and you'll won't get it So I'll go off now and post them tomorrow bit by bit |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:43 am | |
| On second thoughts I'll stay up for a while I don't feel like going, till I do this last rhyme in style I've been a bad person, who never felt remorse But now I know the meaning, it's under-rated unlike divorce( ) It feels shite when you hurt a friend Even shittier when he accepts you without a fuss and your injuries he tries to mend Normally I'd say this is gay and you are a bender But I now realise when people say that the heart is tender (Okay this was total gayness but I couldn't find a word to replace heart ) I'd like to think I've changed, for good I think I'm right, but only hope I could Enough of emo shite now from my side Now I need to go to bed and in shame, hide I'll be back to my all weird ways by tomorrow But I promise never to cross the line again, dear Middles-boro! |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:47 am | |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:52 am | |
| - Vishal16 wrote:
- Nice one the last one
Now get up and do some thing which is fun I've fixed the quote up just for you This is a rhyme thread One sentence posts and it's time to screw you Make sure you rhyme when you are here Or just IM me with the opinions you 'kantal'ed queer. |
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| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:09 pm | |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:33 pm | |
| make one on booze |
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| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:37 pm | |
| I was a child, when I started to drink Kingfisher Mild But it wasn't too great, as I didn't have a beer mate. I quit drinking for 14 years and the result was that I turned 15. Drinking was totally rad but too damn unclean. Makes no sense |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:30 pm | |
| The fucking smiley is awesome And it makes the user look totally cool Although the forum is totally perflalflalum, Hey, what I said is true. |
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| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:35 pm | |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:01 pm | |
| - Vishal16 wrote:
- make one on booze
Here you go.... I once had a friend called Bob He went out and got robbed How I laughed at him while he sobbed Then I realised he was trying to get me a job The job was to work at a wine shop It was my dream, Oh dear god! I'd rue laughing at him for the rest of my life, I thought But then I realised it was only a cake shop I laughed at him more after that Didn't see he was sad and mad He had lost all his money Now he was hooked on booze and not honey I felt like laughing even more Than I realised he was right all along Booze was fun, I'd live for it Drink it to death and enjoy my life to my bed PS: Not exactly booze related, but that's my mind. By the way I donated some money to Bob. - saithereddevil wrote:
- I was a child, when I started to drink Kingfisher Mild
But it wasn't too great, as I didn't have a beer mate. I quit drinking for 14 years and the result was that I turned 15. Drinking was totally rad but too damn unclean.
Makes no sense I concur. |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:04 pm | |
| - Navpreet wrote:
- The fucking smiley is awesome
And it makes the user look totally cool Although the forum is totally perflalflalum, Hey, what I said is true. Navpreet you've always been a nerd This isn't a rhyme you turd Writing four lines one after another isn't a rhyme Now you'll face the consequences for your crime Okay I was only kidding, will let you of the hook Only because I'm waiting for your recipes in that thread, you pansy cook And what the fuck is perflalflalum? Is it something Lord Carling said to Gollum? |
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| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:23 pm | |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:31 pm | |
| - Rahul wrote:
- Navpreet wrote:
- The fucking smiley is awesome
And it makes the user look totally cool Although the forum is totally perflalflalum, Hey, what I said is true. Navpreet you've always been a nerd This isn't a rhyme you turd Writing four lines one after another isn't a rhyme Now you'll face the consequences for your crime
Okay I was only kidding, will let you of the hook Only because I'm waiting for your recipes in that thread, you pansy cook And what the fuck is perflalflalum? Is it something Lord Carling said to Gollum? There is no Lord Carling, you puny little twat, And I wont point it out, to you any more, His name was Carlin; and you know what, I bet he is up in heaven, calling you a whore. Perflalflalum is just something I made up, To go with the superb word "Awesome", Wanna know why i did that you schmuck? It's because I couldn't find any word but Perflalflalum! (To go with the superb word "Awesome") ^ Now that's a fucking rhyme, Recite it with your gay chime! |
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| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:08 pm | |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:03 am | |
| - Navpreet wrote:
There is no Lord Carling, you puny little twat, And I wont point it out, to you any more, His name was Carlin; and you know what, I bet he is up in heaven, calling you a whore.
Perflalflalum is just something I made up, To go with the superb word "Awesome", Wanna know why i did that you schmuck? It's because I couldn't find any word but Perflalflalum! (To go with the superb word "Awesome")
^ Now that's a fucking rhyme, Recite it with your gay chime!
You're a disgrace to the world of poetry You make your own stuff to rhyme, you're a bit shitty There exists a Carling up in heaven for sure You worship him I know and he's your gay lord Now let us see what you can come up with now You'll come up with some more Perflalflalum as you're fucking a cow Wow wow wow.....this is great, i love this thread Now go out woman and get me some bread. |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:47 pm | |
| You have angered Lord Carlin, and he is not pleased He'll soon shake your windows, and reduce you to grease, He sends this message to you, "Fondle my balls", And beware he never sees the writing on the walls... So he might end up at your neighbour's house, And scare him so bad that he turns into a mouse!
Your "Don Fuckin' Revie"s and "Meh's" galore, When two admins go to a poetry war, It is fuckin' funny, with Crazy times ahead, I'm gonna end up doing her, She looks so good in red!
I love the spam that goes on here, and I love the fun, But I hate Linkin Park, and love to be only one, And retards like Suman, just don't learn, So from the flame of the firefly, let him burn!
You thought you are the king, and I was whack, But you can't talk smack, coz NP just struck back! |
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| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:07 pm | |
| ,,!,, ,,!,, |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:49 pm | |
| - Navpreet wrote:
- You have angered Lord Carlin, and he is not pleased
He'll soon shake your windows, and reduce you to grease, He sends this message to you, "Fondle my balls", And beware he never sees the writing on the walls... So he might end up at your neighbour's house, And scare him so bad that he turns into a mouse!
Your "Don Fuckin' Revie"s and "Meh's" galore, When two admins go to a poetry war, It is fuckin' funny, with Crazy times ahead, I'm gonna end up doing her, She looks so good in red!
I love the spam that goes on here, and I love the fun, But I hate Linkin Park, and love to be only one, And retards like Suman, just don't learn, So from the flame of the firefly, let him burn!
You thought you are the king, and I was whack, But you can't talk smack, coz NP just struck back! "Meh" was all I was going to say to this But then I thought, let's take some piss I love the forum too, as much as it sucks With no thread creations from you dumbfucks I hope to see a day, the two admins have a fight That day will be the end of the forum, would be such a site Obviously I was lying above, for a reason I don't know Probably because I am half asleep and a bit slow These days I feel very happy and seldom down I love this life which has no frowns I just one thing to ruin my life A hot girl whose tits are tight That's the day I long for, don't know why But it'll end pretty soon and probably the girl will die Now I don't know what I'm mumbling It seems I'm off on the tangent and the fight is tumbling Let's see what you can come up with now NP Singh Cause RP will be ready for you now, ding ding ding ding (*Ninja Hatori style* )
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| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:39 pm | |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:08 am | |
| Navpreet are you scared? You seem to be hiding now since you've been dared Come out now and give a try Thought you might lose you won't die |
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| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:28 am | |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:52 pm | |
| - Rahul wrote:
- Navpreet are you scared?
You seem to be hiding now since you've been dared Come out now and give a try Thought you might lose you won't die No, I m not scared, What's there to be scared of? I ain't hiding, I have just been busy a lot, Been studying Maths, fog, hog and gof, Wait for a few days, Until then smoke some pot! I'm getting good at this : P |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: The conversation in Rhyme thread Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:04 pm | |
| - Navpreet wrote:
No, I m not scared, What's there to be scared of? I ain't hiding, I have just been busy a lot, Been studying Maths, fog, hog and gof, Wait for a few days, Until then smoke some pot!
I'm getting good at this : P Maths is fucking simple But it's annoying sometimes, like a pimple I don't like to smoke much and pot is not that great Best of luck for your stupid exams and don't fret |
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