All the devil gang poems shall be posted in here so that we have one proper thread to view every poem.

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Berbwalk

Berbatov walks, Berbatov stalks
He never runs, never stops
He hits the ball hard, he hits the ball fast
He hits it slow, he hits it last

He never plays ahead, he never plays behind
He plays in the middle, he wanks with his arse

He plays with class, he plays with style
He never heads the ball, he can't kick a fly

Oh berbatov you are my mate
How you never score is a cruel twist of fate


How you missed that penalty is a mystery
You'll go down as a legend in the Manchester United histroy
You are better than Tevez and better than Ronaldo
You can fart and score like Waldo

You have the touch, you have the class
You can score a goal with a ball made of glass

Oh berbatov you are my mate
How you never score is a cruel twist of fate

Real Madrid, you suck

Real Madrid, you suck
You try to buy class for which I don't give a fuck

The glory days of Di Stefano and Puskas have passed
Everyone knows the neo-galacticos will never last
You think your assembled players are a jewel to your crown
But the truth is they are just a junk which has made the football fans frown

Real Madrid, you suck
You try to buy class for which I don't give a fuck

Calderon was an idiot, Perez you are too
I hope both of you find your faces in your own poo

You can't buy class
Your first galacticos didn't last
The outcome will be the same
And this generation will also fail.


You were a great club once
But now you are a mockery
Your wrongdoings have disappointing your true fans
But you still turn up in this world shamelessly holding your high


I hope you fall into the oblivion of Division two
The only will you realise the true meaning of the youth.

Real Madrid, you suck
You try to buy class for which I don't give a fuck

Doomsday

Doomsday is here, Doomsday is near.
4 minutes to live, 4 minutes to die.
Some will laugh, some will cry.


The clock is ticking, it's ticking fast
It says four minutes, don't know how much will we last
I won't belive in it and enjoy it till it last
Some say the clock is ticking and it'll go off fast


Doomsday is here, Doomsday is near
4 minutes to live, 4 minutes to die
Some will laugh, some will cry
Doomsday is here and we all will die.

The Real Stars

They are the stars, yes they are
They love the money
They love the pole
They always have one or more of these in their hole

These the real stars my friend
They give happiness to every man
They can get horny even with a can

They've made the word 'fuck' sound like a rhyme
Watching and wanking over them is not a crime

They rock to and fro
and ride the tool like a pro
The tool is their only aim
They can ride so hard that the tool can maim

These girls are the biggest gits
The fantasy of the entire world is their tits

Oh! These are the stars, the real stars
They are more enjoyable than any beer from the bar

They are always ready for a bang
They can always give you a good wank
They are always thirsty for cum
To them it tastes like the sweetest plum

But beware my friends, they have a disease
Once you're caught your life will be seized
The addiction will take you through hell
You'll wank all day and it will be like a jail

The dick is like a chocolate candy they suck
They can shed their clothes faster than light to have a fuck

These are the real stars, these are our porn stars.

My Fate...

Wandering along with only darkness to cope,
In search of a faint glimpse of hope,
Desperate to find my way,
All my fears, my heart betrays,
The fear which drives me through the day!

And boom! Suddenly the ground is lost,
The arms flailing wildly as the body is tossed,
Splashing down swiftly in a crimson pool,
The warm embrace feels much too cruel,
I curse myself, this lowly, wretched fool!

Floundering in this self made hell,
The fear and anger increase as I dwell,
Within the confines I myself create,
Screaming loud as I myself berate,
Giving in to this, My self made Fate!

Vishal16 wrote:

My Fate...

Wandering along with only darkness to cope,
In search of a faint glimpse of hope,
Desperate to find my way,
All my fears, my heart betrays,
The fear which drives me through the day!

And boom! Suddenly the ground is lost,
The arms flailing wildly as the body is tossed,
Splashing down swiftly in a crimson pool,
The warm embrace feels much too cruel,
I curse myself, this lowly, wretched fool!

Floundering in this self made hell,
The fear and anger increase as I dwell,
Within the confines I myself create,
Screaming loud as I myself berate,
Giving in to this, My self made Fate!

Create your own thread idiot. This is for my poems only. And read the thread that's sticked up

Make it a common thread

My Poem :

Vishal16 wrote:

Make it a common thread

^^^[2]

yea hav a commom thread

ankit7 wrote:

yea hav a commom thread

As you'll wish.

This is nice. I like it.

saithereddevil wrote:

This is nice. I like it.

How is your tagline by the way?

It is too good.

saithereddevil wrote:

It is too good.

You want something more? ::

Add a wank in my tag

Vishal16 wrote:

Add a wank in my tag

You have three already.

Put one more

YOU COMPLETE ME

Without you what am I?
A being about to die.
Your my olive and Im your popeye.
In front of you I cant even lie!

Without you I cant think straight,
Im like the king in checkmate,
I lost my throne,
And here I stand alone.

Without you life is so complicated,
Like a barbed wire around me twisted.
What makes you think I' ll be able to survive?
Without you I'll just be an archive.

In my hallucinated paradise,
I dont know what I see to be precise.
No one can solve my problem homeys,
Dont you see? YOU COMPLETE ME

ashirwad wrote:

Vishal16 wrote:

YOU COMPLETE ME

Without you what am I?
A being about to die.
Your my olive and Im your popeye.
In front of you I cant even lie!

Without you I cant think straight,
Im like the king in checkmate,
I lost my throne,
And here I stand alone.

Without you life is so complicated,
Like a barbed wire around me twisted.
What makes you think I' ll be able to survive?
Without you I'll just be an archive.

In my hallucinated paradise,
I dont know what I see to be precise.
No one can solve my problem homeys,
Dont you see? YOU COMPLETE ME

Bravo!

Thanks :music:

Rahul wrote:

Berbwalk

Berbatov walks, Berbatov stalks
He never runs, never stops
He hits the ball hard, he hits the ball fast
He hits it slow, he hits it last

He never plays ahead, he never plays behind
He plays in the middle, he wanks with his arse

He plays with class, he plays with style
He never heads the ball, he can't kick a fly

Oh berbatov you are my mate
How you never score is a cruel twist of fate


How you missed that penalty is a mystery
You'll go down as a legend in the Manchester United histroy
You are better than Tevez and better than Ronaldo
You can fart and score like Waldo

You have the touch, you have the class
You can score a goal with a ball made of glass

Oh berbatov you are my mate
How you never score is a cruel twist of fate

Rahul ur best till date

saithereddevil wrote:

My Poem :

That Boy Ronaldo [Sucks]

That boy Ronaldo , is not at all great
The paan-wala down the down street is funny and he , truly is my mate !

That boy Ronaldo , thinks he has the skill and thinks he has the will ,
But the only thing he has , is a big blowjob bill

That boy Ronaldo, he thinks he is straight ,
After all he has sex with Shaun Tait

That boy Ronaldo , he thinks he is cool ,
None the less he is a fool

That boy Ronaldo , he thinks he's got Paris ,
But he just forgot , he's had a relation with Gavin Harris ( The guy from Goal Movie )

That boy Ronaldo , he thinks he is Cute ,
But Fuck Him , i'd give him my boot.

That boy Ronaldo , he thinks he aint Gay,
Oh , Ronaldo , how could you forget , what you did with Shay ?![Shay Given]

That boy Ronaldo , he thinks he's got Money,
One day soon , it will all be taken away by some Playboy Bunny .

That boy Ronaldo , he thinks he is famous ,
But balls , i'll pee on him and turn him into humus :|

That boy Ronaldo , he thinks he is happy ,
How can anyone be happy without a dick and a strappy ?!

That boy Ronaldo , he thinks he is the best ,
Eff Off , My brother , how did you forget George BEST ?!

That boy Ronaldo , he thinks he's creating History ,
In which Century he's gonna create it , is still a mystery

That boy Ronaldo , is not at all great
The paan-wala down the down street is funny and he , truly is my mate !

Sai it was mindboggling
gr88 work

:dickhead:

Vishal16 wrote:

:dickhead:

Why do you have a problem with everything ?

saithereddevil wrote:

Vishal16 wrote:

:dickhead:

Why do you have a problem with everything ?

Probably because it doesn't include a wank in it

saithereddevil wrote:

Vishal16 wrote:

:dickhead:

Why do you have a problem with everything ?

Yes.
If you have a problem with it then press alt + F4