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I want to split myself into two. I'm so good, I'll date myself

Wanker!

Omerta wrote:

Wanker!

You'll die to date me if I were a girl, Sai. Admit it.

Omerta wrote:

You are just being shy, Sai

Rahul wrote:

1. Should be good looking. I don't ask for much, but better than average for the less than average bloke is a must.

2. Must have a great smile. Who doesn't like a smile on a loved one?

3. Should be great in bed. Okay.....probably should be better than okay.....but I can always crave for more.

4. Shouldn't be hell bent on punctuality. I'm a lazy arse and if I have an appointment at 11 I make sure I'm still in bed till 10.30

5. No sisters. They freak me out.

6. No brothers. They are idiots anyway.

7. Should sign a contract that she'll never get fat.

8. Should have the name Rhea. If not, file an affidavit.

9. Should not cheat on me, shouldn't have a problem if I do so. (Okay..kidding )

10. Have a sense of humour, shouldn't nag and laugh at my jokes(if they are good enough).

I think I can go on till 100 points....let's see how far I can go...

11. Shouldn't be hungry for fame.

12. Shouldn't push me for the above thing.

13. Shouldn't laugh like a lunatic.

14. Never force me to go for shopping with her and I mean NEVER

15. Never tell me to buy better clothes. If she wants it on me, she's got to buy them for me.

16. Shouldn't have a problem if I ever use the words/phrases "Meh", "Shit in her handbag", "pants" or "fucking spastic".

17. Should NOT interfere when I'm watching any sport.

18. Must love United. If not, pretend for my sake.

19. Should understand it's always United>Kids>Wife/Girlfriend and be happy with it. [This should be point no.1 in the list. Skipped my mind]

20. Must love good food. Should cook good food. Never tell me not to eat something as I'd go fat. I can never go fat.

Long list this will be......

21. Shouldn't constantly demand money. I'll splurge a lot on her but there will be a time when I'd have to say....if you want some...earn some. Stop leeching me.

22. MUST love Seinfeld(the tv show, not the character).

23. Shouldn't freak out if sometimes I behave a bit as Kramer.

24. Shouldn't stop me from watching cartoon or feel I'm a bit stupid for doing so.

25. No way should she be a blonde(as in dumb, not the hair)

26. Porn.......shouldn't have problems.

27. Should look absolutely amazing in a sari. They are better than skirts in any case.

28. Should hate Glazers.

29. Shouldn't be angry if I think about United more than her in a day.

30. Never expect me to get in a fist fight for her. I do not fight. It's stupid. I'll just rhyme my way to victory.

Cupids Tip :


Jangle a couple of coins in your pocket(if you can get them together) when you are around a girl you dont know but are thinking about going out with. If she makes eye-contact with you and says "OK", Don't go out with her. She might be a whore.

Navpreet wrote:

Cupids Tip :


Jangle a couple of coins in your pocket(if you can get them together) when you are around a girl you dont know but are thinking about going out with. If she makes eye-contact with you and says "OK", Don't go out with her. She might be a whore.

I love whores

Yeah but suppose you are married to some chick like that, and then one day she says, she'd like to make love in the backseat of the car, and would like you to drive. What about then, eh?



As Rodney Dangerfield once uttered, "Finding your home phone no. written on the walls of a public men's restroom is a weird feeling."




PS - English exam next, i am ace with quotations, but i doubt "Blow Me!" will come in handy in the article writing..

I'm not getting married. That's what I've decided. Maybe I'll change my mind 15 years on but certainly not in the near future.

Good For You.

Navpreet wrote:

Good For You.

So what kind of girl do you want?

If you want one, that is.

Rahul wrote:

Navpreet wrote:

Good For You.

So what kind of girl do you want?

If you want one, that is.

Of course I do. But the odds are stacked against me finding someone, at least right away, because, perfectionist that I am, I am looking for an elusive property in my beloved - intelligence.

I m not saying all girls are dumb, but the iGirls are hard to find (pardon the pun ). Plus an intelligent girl that looks good, the odds go steep against you.

Loser

with an L......

L????

You meant with a L

Yeah...doh

Bump bump bump


Anyone found one yet?

No...bump this maybe after a couple of months

Or maybe a zillion years

Vishal16 wrote:

No...bump this maybe after a couple of months

I love optimism.

Rahul wrote:

Vishal16 wrote:

No...bump this maybe after a couple of months

I love optimism.

Too much dont you think?

'Two' fucking much

Couple of months...Two