1. Should be good looking. I don't ask for much, but better than average for the less than average bloke is a must.

2. Must have a great smile. Who doesn't like a smile on a loved one?

3. Should be great in bed. Okay.....probably should be better than okay.....but I can always crave for more.

4. Shouldn't be hell bent on punctuality. I'm a lazy arse and if I have an appointment at 11 I make sure I'm still in bed till 10.30

5. No sisters. They freak me out.

6. No brothers. They are idiots anyway.

7. Should sign a contract that she'll never get fat.

8. Should have the name Rhea. If not, file an affidavit.

9. Should not cheat on me, shouldn't have a problem if I do so. (Okay..kidding )

10. Have a sense of humour, shouldn't nag and laugh at my jokes(if they are good enough).

10 Things a girl probably wouldn't like about me

1. Laziness. I'm the epitome of that.

2. I smile like a spastic. Everyone loves a good smile....I just keep grinning

3. Unpunctual and too laid back. See point 4 of the first post.

4. I don't really show much emotions. People usually think I don't care.

5. Being socially inept. I'd act like a spastic in front of her friends.

6. Hate most music/dance. Girls like it, don't they?

7. I'm a bit blunt. If she'd ask me am I growing fat....I'd probably say...you'll be bigger than the grand canyon soon

8. Average looking? I don't really know how I look but I don't really see girls falling over when I cross them

Doh ran out of reasons....probably more but I can't really keep finding negatives in myself anymore

No one's arsed?

10 Things I'd want in my girl

1. Should understand me
2. Should not be stupid
3. Should be above average in looks
4. Should be a lil shorter in height than me there is one BMM student in college who is taller than me
5. Should be rich (okay maybe not that rich but yeah somewhat )
6. Yeah she shouldnt have brothers (copied from rahul) (although I wouldnt mind sisters if they are hot )
7. Should not nag if I did/say anything wrong
8. Should laugh on atleast few on my jokes
9. Should be good natured and from an 'acha parivar'
10.Should not deny sex whenever I ask for

10 Things a girl probably wouldn't like about me

1. Cracking awkward jokes in awkward situations which sometimes no one understands and makes everyone feel uncomfortable :|
2. Not good looking (most girls who are stupid go only for good looking guys)
3. Cant dance at all. I'll most probably embarrass her if we are dancing together
4. I wont spend much,once a while CCD,mac and stuff is okay but not that frequent (although that depends if I have money and I really really like her I'll pay)
5. Lazy....very lazy and that makes me unpunctual too. I will not want her to wait...would make me feel a bit bad but no other option
6. I don't really show much emotions. People usually think I don't care. (copied from rahul again) (really true this )
7. Dont like to listen to hindi music and to watch hindi movies...so that cancels out watching movies if she turns out to be a bollywood freak (I might go for good movies just for her but no for the rest)
8. Too much sarcasm :| (many dont understand when I am and when Im not)
9. I dont care about the public around so I do some embarrassing stuff (not willingly but you gotta do what you gotta do)
10.Always thinking about sex if she turns out to be a mind reader or something

10 things I'd want in my girl:

1. She's got to be decent looking.
2. Hookah freak
3. Shouldn't be a nerd. Pretty average is okay.
4. Not caring. Over protective bitches can suck my cock.
5. Should be herself no matter what.
6. Should have a brother. I'll kick his ass.
7. Should be interested in music of any kind.
8. Should have the name which I won't say.
9. Being rich isn't necessary.
10. Should play FIFA/CS/Call of Duty so that I kick her ass in that.

Vishal16 wrote:

8. Too much sarcasm :| (many dont understand when I am and when Im not)

When you are sarcasm or not?
That doesn't make sense


And stop being stingy.

Sarcastic :|

Omerta wrote:

10 things I'd want in my girl:

1. She's got to be decent looking.
2. Hookah freak
3. Shouldn't be a nerd. Pretty average is okay.
4. Not caring. Over protective bitches can suck my cock.
5. Should be herself no matter what.
6. Should have a brother. I'll kick his ass.
7. Should be interested in music of any kind.
8. Should have the name which I won't say.
9. Being rich isn't necessary.
10. Should play FIFA/CS/Call of Duty so that I kick her ass in that.

I bet you won't find all those things in one girl, Shefali

That breed is impossible to find

No I had a girl.... who had the first 8 points. Last 2 weren't there. She didn't play no games neega. And she was rich.

Omerta wrote:

No I had a girl.... who had the first 8 points. Last 2 weren't there. She didn't play no games neega. And she was rich.

Name names Sai. Name names.

And why did you let her go?

10 Things a girl probably wouldn't like about me:

1. Too much smoke and booze.
2. Don't send romantic messages like ' I miss you babeyh <3 ' and shit.
3. Don't care much.
4. Too much insanity.
5. Heavy metal ,,|,,
6. Won't change for no one neega.
7. Not a dancer.
8. ...................................

Because she had to leave Pune.

Bad luck

why did she have to leave?

Her parents had to shift.

She felt unsafe being around Sai?

so you still in contact with her?

No

But who knows.....

Vishal16 wrote:

so you still in contact with her?

Yes.

Yeah talk to her and stuff.

Rahul....

Wanker!

my bad I asked

What?

I thought the question was for me and by 'her' he meant Rhea. I'm always in contact with her.

nevermind

Split personality sucks

Omerta wrote:

Split personality sucks

oooh! lolz Sai....xoxoxoxo!!!

Meko bhi wahi lagta hain