The man was a warrior
One who lived with pride
Or so people said
about this waiter who tried

He worked so hard
He waited for long
Got a bit of a boner
but realised he had a puny schlong

He took Liverpool football club
To heights new
But decided to fuck them up
With trophies very few

Oh how he managed
to get them into Europe
Spent millions on a squad
which couldn't even beat the pope

He waited long, waited hard
Oh the look on his face
when they crashed out of CL
The fat massive tard

This is the epitaph of Rafael
The great Rafael of Benitez
The man who guided a bunch of pillocks
Out of Europe and into oblivion
Hail the fat Spanish waiter

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I wrote it first on a facebook comment. See more got copied from there

^it was fir the original post or my stupidity?