You can put a few words together?
Get in here
This place is for you, have no fear
You might be a sissy as light as a feather
But if you can rhyme there are no ifs, buts or whether

The place will only be used to have conversation in rhyme
Trying to spam it with unrhymed text will be considered a crime
Benders, faggot and willy waggots all invited in here
But if you don't rhyme......you'll be shitting in your pants in fear

I might ban someone who doesn't like this thread
'Cause I'm a selfish fucker....I'll rip you to shreads
So come in here if you have balls to rhyme
This thread will be gold when I'm in my prime


PS:
Spamming in this thread is allowed
Only if you do it in rhyme, you loud mouth
As the thread will be quality even if it's spam
As Rhyming is cool and quality, never a sham

So no one's here and I'm bored
I'll write something myself to keep this afloat
I was once a tiny baby who was smarter than all
This led to over confidence and my untimely fall

I was glad the wall was only two feet
It turned out I wasn't overconfident but others were shite
I was better than all, that day I saw the truth
That's why I feel Orange is my favourite fruit

London Bridge was falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge was falling down
Go fuck yourself, you're a clown

London Bridge was falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge was falling down
Go fuck yourself, you're a clown

London Bridge was falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge was falling down
Go fuck yourself, you're a clown

London Bridge was falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge was falling down
Go fuck yourself, you're a clown


(try singing it in the tone of the song, you retarded mong)

Pick me from a gutter.......
And bring me a bread with lots of butter
If you try to act smart
I'll have to call Rafa and ask him to fart.

saithereddevil wrote:

Pick me from a gutter.......
And bring me a bread with lots of butter
If you try to act smart
I'll have to call Rafa and ask him to fart.

Oh, Rafa's a funny pig
He'll have a massive audience if he holds a gig
Because people pay to watch stupidity
And oh well....I don't know what to say...I love nudity.

Rahul wrote:

saithereddevil wrote:

Pick me from a gutter.......
And bring me a bread with lots of butter
If you try to act smart
I'll have to call Rafa and ask him to fart.

Oh, Rafa's a funny pig
He'll have a massive audience if he holds a gig
Because people pay to watch stupidity
And oh well....I don't know what to say...I love nudity.

I always thought he was a wanker,
a bald twat who's got no balls and who hides behind a tanker
He's a dimwit with no fucking brains
All he cares about is finding news ways to lose all his fucking games.

saithereddevil wrote:

I always thought he was a wanker,
a bald twat who's got no balls and who hides behind a tanker
He's a dimwit with no fucking brains
All he cares about is finding news ways to lose all his fucking games.

Rafa's a funny man
Let's leave him aside for a minute
Cause he's a massive Ferguson fan
I was being sarcastic if you didn't notice it
By the way Sai how are you....where's your beer can?

Sai has gone, leaving me alone
Common courtesy he lacks
Leaving without a goodbye in rhyme he fucking packs
So I am on my own, to create some shite
As I am jobless, this alternate job seems fit

At the moment my mind is filled with thoughts
Should I share it with you'll, you faggots?
The thoughts are pretty weird and you'll won't get it
So I'll go off now and post them tomorrow bit by bit

On second thoughts I'll stay up for a while
I don't feel like going, till I do this last rhyme in style

I've been a bad person, who never felt remorse
But now I know the meaning, it's under-rated unlike divorce()
It feels shite when you hurt a friend
Even shittier when he accepts you without a fuss and your injuries he tries to mend

Normally I'd say this is gay and you are a bender
But I now realise when people say that the heart is tender (Okay this was total gayness but I couldn't find a word to replace heart )
I'd like to think I've changed, for good
I think I'm right, but only hope I could

Enough of emo shite now from my side
Now I need to go to bed and in shame, hide
I'll be back to my all weird ways by tomorrow
But I promise never to cross the line again, dear Middles-boro!

Nice one the last one

Vishal16 wrote:

Nice one the last one
Now get up and do some thing which is fun

I've fixed the quote up just for you
This is a rhyme thread
One sentence posts and it's time to screw you
Make sure you rhyme when you are here
Or just IM me with the opinions you 'kantal'ed queer.

make one on booze

I was a child, when I started to drink Kingfisher Mild
But it wasn't too great, as I didn't have a beer mate.
I quit drinking for 14 years and the result was that I turned 15.
Drinking was totally rad but too damn unclean.


Makes no sense

The fucking smiley is awesome
And it makes the user look totally cool
Although the forum is totally perflalflalum,
Hey, what I said is true.

Vishal16 wrote:

make one on booze

Here you go....

I once had a friend called Bob
He went out and got robbed
How I laughed at him while he sobbed
Then I realised he was trying to get me a job

The job was to work at a wine shop
It was my dream, Oh dear god!
I'd rue laughing at him for the rest of my life, I thought
But then I realised it was only a cake shop

I laughed at him more after that
Didn't see he was sad and mad
He had lost all his money
Now he was hooked on booze and not honey

I felt like laughing even more
Than I realised he was right all along
Booze was fun, I'd live for it
Drink it to death and enjoy my life to my bed


PS: Not exactly booze related, but that's my mind. By the way I donated some money to Bob.

saithereddevil wrote:

I was a child, when I started to drink Kingfisher Mild
But it wasn't too great, as I didn't have a beer mate.
I quit drinking for 14 years and the result was that I turned 15.
Drinking was totally rad but too damn unclean.


Makes no sense

I concur.

Navpreet wrote:

The fucking smiley is awesome
And it makes the user look totally cool
Although the forum is totally perflalflalum,
Hey, what I said is true.

Navpreet you've always been a nerd
This isn't a rhyme you turd
Writing four lines one after another isn't a rhyme
Now you'll face the consequences for your crime

Okay I was only kidding, will let you of the hook
Only because I'm waiting for your recipes in that thread, you pansy cook
And what the fuck is perflalflalum?
Is it something Lord Carling said to Gollum?

^

Rahul wrote:

Navpreet wrote:

The fucking smiley is awesome
And it makes the user look totally cool
Although the forum is totally perflalflalum,
Hey, what I said is true.

Navpreet you've always been a nerd
This isn't a rhyme you turd
Writing four lines one after another isn't a rhyme
Now you'll face the consequences for your crime

Okay I was only kidding, will let you of the hook
Only because I'm waiting for your recipes in that thread, you pansy cook
And what the fuck is perflalflalum?
Is it something Lord Carling said to Gollum?

There is no Lord Carling, you puny little twat,
And I wont point it out, to you any more,
His name was Carlin; and you know what,
I bet he is up in heaven, calling you a whore.

Perflalflalum is just something I made up,
To go with the superb word "Awesome",
Wanna know why i did that you schmuck?
It's because I couldn't find any word but Perflalflalum!
(To go with the superb word "Awesome")


^ Now that's a fucking rhyme,
Recite it with your gay chime!

Navpreet wrote:

There is no Lord Carling, you puny little twat,
And I wont point it out, to you any more,
His name was Carlin; and you know what,
I bet he is up in heaven, calling you a whore.

Perflalflalum is just something I made up,
To go with the superb word "Awesome",
Wanna know why i did that you schmuck?
It's because I couldn't find any word but Perflalflalum!
(To go with the superb word "Awesome")


^ Now that's a fucking rhyme,
Recite it with your gay chime!

You're a disgrace to the world of poetry
You make your own stuff to rhyme, you're a bit shitty
There exists a Carling up in heaven for sure
You worship him I know and he's your gay lord

Now let us see what you can come up with now
You'll come up with some more Perflalflalum as you're fucking a cow
Wow wow wow.....this is great, i love this thread
Now go out woman and get me some bread.

You have angered Lord Carlin, and he is not pleased
He'll soon shake your windows, and reduce you to grease,
He sends this message to you, "Fondle my balls",
And beware he never sees the writing on the walls...
So he might end up at your neighbour's house,
And scare him so bad that he turns into a mouse!

Your "Don Fuckin' Revie"s and "Meh's" galore,
When two admins go to a poetry war,
It is fuckin' funny, with Crazy times ahead,
I'm gonna end up doing her, She looks so good in red!

I love the spam that goes on here, and I love the fun,
But I hate Linkin Park, and love to be only one,
And retards like Suman, just don't learn,
So from the flame of the firefly, let him burn!

You thought you are the king, and I was whack,
But you can't talk smack, coz NP just struck back!

,,!,, ,,!,,

Navpreet wrote:

You have angered Lord Carlin, and he is not pleased
He'll soon shake your windows, and reduce you to grease,
He sends this message to you, "Fondle my balls",
And beware he never sees the writing on the walls...
So he might end up at your neighbour's house,
And scare him so bad that he turns into a mouse!

Your "Don Fuckin' Revie"s and "Meh's" galore,
When two admins go to a poetry war,
It is fuckin' funny, with Crazy times ahead,
I'm gonna end up doing her, She looks so good in red!

I love the spam that goes on here, and I love the fun,
But I hate Linkin Park, and love to be only one,
And retards like Suman, just don't learn,
So from the flame of the firefly, let him burn!

You thought you are the king, and I was whack,
But you can't talk smack, coz NP just struck back!

"Meh" was all I was going to say to this
But then I thought, let's take some piss
I love the forum too, as much as it sucks
With no thread creations from you dumbfucks

I hope to see a day, the two admins have a fight
That day will be the end of the forum, would be such a site
Obviously I was lying above, for a reason I don't know
Probably because I am half asleep and a bit slow

These days I feel very happy and seldom down
I love this life which has no frowns
I just one thing to ruin my life
A hot girl whose tits are tight

That's the day I long for, don't know why
But it'll end pretty soon and probably the girl will die
Now I don't know what I'm mumbling
It seems I'm off on the tangent and the fight is tumbling

Let's see what you can come up with now NP Singh
Cause RP will be ready for you now, ding ding ding ding (*Ninja Hatori style* )

,,!,,

Navpreet are you scared?
You seem to be hiding now since you've been dared
Come out now and give a try
Thought you might lose you won't die

Rahul wrote:

Navpreet are you scared?
You seem to be hiding now since you've been dared
Come out now and give a try
Thought you might lose you won't die

No, I m not scared, What's there to be scared of?
I ain't hiding, I have just been busy a lot,
Been studying Maths, fog, hog and gof,
Wait for a few days, Until then smoke some pot!

I'm getting good at this : P

Navpreet wrote:

No, I m not scared, What's there to be scared of?
I ain't hiding, I have just been busy a lot,
Been studying Maths, fog, hog and gof,
Wait for a few days, Until then smoke some pot!

I'm getting good at this : P

Maths is fucking simple
But it's annoying sometimes, like a pimple
I don't like to smoke much and pot is not that great
Best of luck for your stupid exams and don't fret