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Rahul
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PostSubject: The Miserable Guy   The Miserable Guy Icon_minitimeFri Mar 05, 2010 6:51 pm

There lived a man
In an obscure far away land
Was a good guy
But always sad and a little shy

Had everything he ever wanted
Always greedy, wanted more
But god wasn't pleased
He decided to show him the door

He sent an angel, albeit an evil one
To manipulate his mind and twist his fate
Now the guy grew even more miserable
His life was now only..well...horrible

The guy really needs help the evil angel thought
He tried a few things and help he sought
But the guy wouldn't listen
He had made a parallel miserable universe
Where he was the pope and other sad blokes his church

The evil angel got fed up
Decided it's not worth much
Now he decided to have some fun
He kept winding him up till he would run

So the angel changed into a sexy girl
Went to the guys house with exotic twirls
He enticed the guy, seduced him no end
The guy was excstatic, he thought this was a gift that god sent

He thought his duck would be broken
End of the misery he thought
But his world was shaken
When a dick in his hand he caught

Dated: 5th March, 2010 at 5:21pm IST

In the fond memory of the miserable guy.


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PostSubject: Re: The Miserable Guy   The Miserable Guy Icon_minitimeFri Mar 05, 2010 6:53 pm

Genius genius genius biggrin biggrin biggrin
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Rahul
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PostSubject: Re: The Miserable Guy   The Miserable Guy Icon_minitimeFri Mar 05, 2010 6:55 pm

Poll added biggrin
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PostSubject: Re: The Miserable Guy   The Miserable Guy Icon_minitimeFri Mar 05, 2010 7:00 pm

I don't see no poll neega
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PostSubject: Re: The Miserable Guy   The Miserable Guy Icon_minitimeFri Mar 05, 2010 7:02 pm

new rating system biggrin
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PostSubject: Re: The Miserable Guy   The Miserable Guy Icon_minitimeFri Mar 05, 2010 7:03 pm

Good biggrin
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PostSubject: Re: The Miserable Guy   The Miserable Guy Icon_minitimeFri Mar 05, 2010 10:43 pm

good work
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PostSubject: Re: The Miserable Guy   The Miserable Guy Icon_minitimeFri Mar 05, 2010 11:28 pm

you said he had everything he wanted...doesnt that imply he is happy with his life and he has a gf (most probably)
so why did he try to fool around with the disguised angel?
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PostSubject: Re: The Miserable Guy   The Miserable Guy Icon_minitimeSat Mar 06, 2010 12:35 am

You won't understand the poem.

He did have everything he ever wanted but didn't realise that he had it. He craved for more and more and more without realizing that he already had it.
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PostSubject: Re: The Miserable Guy   The Miserable Guy Icon_minitimeSat Mar 06, 2010 1:49 am

What a douche lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Miserable Guy   The Miserable Guy Icon_minitimeSat Mar 06, 2010 10:22 am

Vishal16 wrote:
What a douche lol

rofl

I concur. He is a massive douche bag.
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PostSubject: Re: The Miserable Guy   The Miserable Guy Icon_minitimeSat Mar 06, 2010 7:56 pm

What a douche! [2] lol
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