Some conversations with my Dad in rhyme......(hypothetical)


When I was 5:

Me....

Daddy daddy where are you?
When I'm alone, I don't know what to do
My friends are stupid, they have no sense
Can you tell me how can I get them tense?

Dad....

Rahul, kiddo, I'm on the roof
Am bored a bit (it's genetic : P) having some soup
Your friends are a bit thick, I know that too
But you've got to teach them things, or they'll just be poo

Now go out there my son and have some fun
Don't come back until you're soaked in the sun
I want to know how much you've scored
Just go down there and smash the bore

This is the way I want you to be
Never sad, always happy
But never be too happy as that's fucking gay
You'll be smashed if you do, dare I say


Young Rahul is now very joyous at the advice and starts dancing when this verse comes out...

Thankyou daddy for his talk
I'm gonna smash the idiots, it'll be a cake walk
Now let me get all weird from now
And frustrate the hell out of the stupid cows

Cause this is how it's meant to be
This advice is gold, thank you daddy



PS: My dad's the coolest, in my dreams.

Amazing

Nice.............
very nice.............

A six year old confused Rahul with a question to his dad


Me....

Dad, can I ask you a thing
Which makes me smile and often sing?
It's pretty weird and I don't know what it is
But there is something about it I think I'd miss

People call that thing a fairy
Why why why?
Is it because it rhymes with hairy?
Sigh Sigh Sigh

C'mon dad, tell me the truth
If I can't find it.......my life's a bit moot
I want to know why I sing when I see them
Are the hairy fairies ever going to be tamed?


Dad is a bit disappointed with young Rahul now......here's his reply.....

Son, dear son, fairies are shite
Stop asking this and don't be a tit
Fairies are sissies created by fannies
They are useless and act like trannies

Don't listen to your friends, they are fucking gay
Just come to me when in doubt, and do as I say
They'll make you a pussy, so just don't listen
If you ever come to me with this fairy talk, you'll be in prison

This day Rahul, remember for the rest of your life
And if you ever get married, go fuck your wife
If she asks about the fairies, give the bitch a slap
Cause fairies are fannies.....they are bloody crap.


Rahul....

Daddy...you're so cool
I rather have you than my entire school
Now let's put this fanny shite to rest
Cause I have to go and be the best

I'll talk to you later, see you around
There's a moaner I've just found
Have to wind him up and bloody hound
See you later......back to the ground



That was a very important talk. I learned so much.....made me what I am. I'm proud

very nice...
better than the 1st one

It improves as I grow older.

Brilliant

Genius genius genius!!

so your going to write 10 more of those?

saithereddevil wrote:

Brilliant

Genius genius genius!!

Well thank you. I would have started when I was 3 years old but I was too retarded back then. Still 12 years of conversations left. I can keep this up all day

Vishal16 wrote:

so your going to write 10 more of those?

You don't want it? :|

Rahul wrote:

Vishal16 wrote:

so your going to write 10 more of those?

You don't want it? :|

I do want it.
Just that it'll take you time to write all that

It took me an average of 3 minutes to write each. Piece of piss this is now.

Cool!
GO on

Too busy laughing at the moment. Stomach aching. I'll think of something shortly

Fucking brilliant

Cool

Another talk two days later.......


Dad:

Son, where are you? Please come here
I want to tell you something very queer
It's about music, your favourite band
Hope you are ready to take it with a pinch of salt and maybe sand


Rahul is intrigued by all this......

Me:

My favourite band? Is it about the streetfront guys?
What is so queer about them? Is it something to do with fries?
Daddy please tell me it's not something bad
As I'd be wanking furiously cause I'll be sad


Dad interrupts

Dad:

Son, son, be a man
What I'll tell you is pretty darn
It might break your heart and maybe your cock
So while wanking do keep a sock

The frontstreet guys are fucking gay
They fucked each other the media say
Now is the time to stand up
And stop acting like a boy band pup

Metal is the way forward
Fucking awesome path we'll lead towards
Now go my kid and get your drums
While I make myself a peg of rum

This is the day you'll be a real dude
And chicks will be all over you and that too nude
Rock rock rock till you bleed yourself dry
And never forget Manchester United will never die



Current Rahul's interruption:

Rahul learned that Metal was awesome
And in the end his music blossomed
It's all the convo for tonight
Hope you enjoyed the thread, now fuck yourself and sleep tight

Amazing


Streetfront guys

Nice

It might break your heart and maybe your cock
So while wanking do keep a sock


Although its not possible to fuck yourself

I know

More tomorrow evening.

Late evening

Will do one now. Am a bit tired after 15 hours of lectures in two days.

Hmm okay

Doh still can't think of anything.

Off day?

Sit for 15 hours of lectures and 2 hours of fucking crap Valentine's Day movie in a space of 40 hours and then tell me if your mind works or not....oh wait!

my mind always works

Good