Alright I know fuck all what a movie script looks like, how it's made or any other things. It's just an idea I came across while my mind was wavering like it always has. I've written scene 1 for the movie.....I'll finish a few more(if I'm arsed enough) and I hope it comes across as funny (that's my aim). The first scene isn't half as funny as I would have liked to make it....so this being the greatest thread ever, as I proclaimed, will start most likely from scene 2 onwards.

The Devil Meets The Gang

By Rahul Parekh


Scene 1 - The story begins.........

It's a usual boring Tuesday afternoon and as usual Rahul and Vishal are bored and in front of their respective computers. They are doing the usual stuff - spamming and annoying people on facebook, talking non-sense on devilgang forum and telling each other they're bored on Yahoo Messenger. While the usual mundane, nonsensical chat is going on Rahul comes up with something weird(as usual) but interesting(very surprising).

The IM…….

Rahul: I’ve come up with an interesting idea. You up for it?

Vishal: Like what?

Rahul: I’m planning an escapade to The Burning Forest, the land of the Devils, in the deep forests of the Devil Valley. They say the Devil resides in there guarding the hidden treasure of 10k mbps broadband connections (Unlimited!). Imagine if we can find it. No more ‘Got DC’. Imagine!

Vishal: What the hell are you on about? Wanker.

Rahul: I’m serious, very very serious. Absolutely serious. You know how serious I am with these things. I’m always this serious. Serious. Serious. Very serious.

Vishal: So what else?

Approximately 4hrs, 35mins, 14 secs and a lot of manipulation, convincing, sly tactics later……

Vishal: I can’t believe I’m doing this but I have nothing better to do in anycase. When do we go?

Rahul: Well we need to assemble the gang, plan out the trip blah blah blah.

Over the next month and a half the two fuckwits try convincing their very good e-friends, by begging, pleading, bribing and Vishal even offering free handjobs, to join them on this mission for the ultimate broadband connection.

And so about two months later we have a group of 12* men, idiotic in their very own way, completely stupid some of them and fuckwits are ready to go for a journey of a lifetime or so they thought. Those 12 holy fuckwits are Rahul, Vishal, Sai, Navpreet, Ashirwad, Anirudha with his pink bunny suit, Shahshank(formerly known as Tanmay), Sangram (expert marbleist), Ankit, Suman, Nayan and Moid.

//End of scene 1.



*Characters will be added as and when the story progresses if necessary (If I’m arsed)

Comments appreciated......Scene 2, 3 and mostly 4 on their way. I can't guarantee anything after that.


And do tell me not to go through the effort if the OP is considered shite.









PS: The first post isn't that great but it's only an introduction.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Free handjobs

saithereddevil wrote:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Free handjobs

That's the only good thing in there?

At least give me a proper review

Pink bunny suit, marbleist. Marbleist blew me away. Amazing!

I will comment when the whole thing is done

Vishal16 wrote:

I will comment when the whole thing is done

I actually need comments after every scene. That will help me shape the future scenes in a better way.


Plus a bit of criticism always helps.

gave you an idea
no flaws yet so far...except for the free handjob :|

Vishal16 wrote:

gave you an idea
no flaws yet so far...except for the free handjob :|

That was an asset, not a flaw. I had to take a name.......with you being punching bag and all that....your name was easily available for me to use

Scene 2&3 by tomorrow night.





*No guarantees.

Susti sala

Scene 2 – The Journey begins……

The day has finally arrived. Everyone is set to leave for The Burning Forest, towards their ultimate goal, for all they have ever craved for, for the speed they’ve never witnessed, they’ve always wanted, for the ultimate Interwebs.
The plan was to assemble in Mumbai near the Shiv Sena headquarters and take a bus to Boob Land from where there was a train with an engine resembling an erect cock which would take the fuckwits to the Burning Forest. Most fuckwits had arrived with the exception of Rahul who was late, as usual. After the initial hi, hello and helao’s the scene unfolds……….

Sai: Man! This sucks. Where the fuck is that twat? He’s pathetic.

Moid: Yeah man Sai! Lol lol, you’re funny. I hope he arrives quickly, I can’t wait.

Ankit: Sheesh watching Titus Bramble is more fun than this.

Suman: Fuk fuk fuk.

Vishal: Wanker!

Suman: (Speaking like someone stuffed a smelly sock in his mouth) what do you want? Don’t like me, don’t talk.

Ani: Moi bunny can’t wait.

Navpreet: (Wondering) What would Carlin have thought of all this?

Shashank: Dipanjan is a massive dick man Sai! Marlboro is fucking awesome.

Sai: I know. (Shows his tongue trying to do the forum tongue smiley action)

While all this is going on, they see a skinny lad arriving with a bag on his shoulders from the fog and mist that has engulfed Mumbai for some reason

Nayan: Here he is!

Sai: That can’t be him. He looks much much much more of a twat than this.

Ani: Moi bunny is hungry

Shashank: Shut the fuck up you twat.

Ani: (Almost on the brink of tears) Sowie!

Sai: Grow a set man!

Ankit: Helao Rahul.

Rahul: Hey guys, I’m bored.

Vishal: Tell me when you aren’t bored.

Rahul: Ermm…..that’s a tough question to answer.

Shashank: Oye chut, stop fucking around.

Sai: Yeah. Where is that bus to the fucking Boob Land. Boobies! (Literally starts drooling)

Navpreet: (Still wondering) What would Carlin have thought?

While all this is going on, Suman has decided he wants to have a laugh. He has silently taken out the All India Marble Champion Sangram Mahedra Thombre’s water bottle (the one which 5 year old’s carry to school) and replaced the water in it with his piss. Only Ashirwad saw this but he was too arsed making new acronyms in his like the oh so famous GGMU, LOL, RDTE, RDTEAF etc etc.

Rahul: Oh man! The bus! Fucking hell! Don fuckin’ Revie! I forgot about it.

Vishal: How can you forget? I mean! What the fuck!

Rahul: I can explain……(Is now backing off seeing Moid come closer)

Moid: Yeah go on…(gives a smile to the relief of Rahul)

Rahul: Erm…..well…..I’ve sorted out the train bookings from the Boob Land. So that’s done.

Sai & Shashank: (in unision) Abey chut!

Rahul: Huh?

Sai: Tell me about the bus tickets you twat.

While this is happening Sangu got bored. Ankit and Sangram have started playing marbles while all this is going on. Sangu is owning Ankit left, right and centre and poor Ankit is in so much debt of marbles now that it would put the Glazer debt to shame.

Rahul: Well…..(grinning like a twat)……I was about to book the bus at night. Just when I was about to do that, (trying hard not to laugh) I started playing Kickapoo on the comp, fuck sake that young JB is a fat cute little twat. Amazing kid he is. I just couldn’t stop and forgot about the trip till I woke up this very morning.

On hearing this each and everyone has a different expression on their respective twattish faces.

Sai: (Laughing….laughing…laughing) You are pathetic man! (Shows a straight face after that)

Vishal: Instead of saying anything starts writing on a piece of paper : wacko : with his usual clueless expression.

Nayan: (Extremely disappointed with all this by the look of it) Now what do we do?

Moid: (Is Angry) You should be more responsible (though angry can do fuck all).

Ashirwad: My college was better than this trip (is extremely annoyed)

Navpreet: (Is thinking….) If I code that thing right…..would George Carlin be happy? (Completely lost in his thoughts)

Suman: Fuk fuk fuk. Vishal sucks! Fuk fuk.

Rahul: Calm down Suman, you twat, calm down. I’m sorry guys, err….not really, but yeah sorry. Nonetheless.

Vishal: (Is not about to go into a fit getting all panicky) What do we do now? How do we go to The Boob Land? My life sucks! No luck, no girl, no sex, no nothing. And you make it worse. What do I do!!!!

Rahul: (Whispers into Sai’s ears) Fecking bender.

Sai: (Giggling like a 2 year old) Lol man!

Vishal: What did you say? (raising his eyebrows).

Rahul: I said Meh.

Vishal: (Actually imitating a cow!) Moo!

Suman: Fuk fuk. I never knew Vishal actually imitated a cow every time he said that on the fore-arm.

Navpreet: (To which Navpreet finally wakes up) It’s Forum, idiot. Not fore-arm.

Sai: Lol! Pwned. Pwned pwned pwned.

Navpreet: A Forum is essentially a software installed on servers and made available to what technically is termed “A user”. An Internet forum can be made via coding through various languages. The popular forum softwares running through in the market are phpbb3 – which is a free software, vBulletin…..

Rahul: Err…..Navpreet….sorry to interrupt you…..but…..everyone has….um….um….fallen asleep. Although you were making some good points, hehe .


PS: The scene is no way close to completion at the moment. I'll post a substantial part of it when I complete it.

Awesome writing thus far

Navpreet
Best character

Good work rahul

Vishal16 wrote:

Navpreet
Best character

Good work rahul

Read further. Navpreet's character improves.

Actually moo is a cows opinion and not actual imitation of the thing 8|

It's my movie. Writer's prerogative.

writer sucks
wanker
forgot about the bus
chutya

Vishal16 wrote:

writer sucks
wanker
forgot about the bus
chutya

I concur.

Vishal16 wrote:

Navpreet
Best character

No thoughts on the thread Navpreet?

Rahul wrote:

No thoughts on the thread Navpreet?

Well I am waiting for more. So far it superb. But i dont see the story going much past Boob Land.

Actually it takes a lot to type it out apart from the thinking part. And formatting is a right arse.
I intend to get it to The Burning Forest unless there is a major twist at boob land

Rahul wrote:

Actually it takes a lot to type it out apart from the thinking part. And formatting is a right arse.

Yeah. I can imagine. Good Work.

I'll try and finish off the second scene by tonight.

:-w

tonights gonna be a good night

Rahul wrote:

Navpreet: (Wondering) What would Carlin have thought of all this?

Navpreet: (Still wondering) What would Carlin have thought?

George Carlin would have said, "Blow Me!".. or "Go Fuck Yourself!", or "Reach over and Fondle my Balls!"