1. You spend 20 hours a day on facebook commenting on every single update you come across ()

2. You throw a party every time you win an argument on the Internet over Bramble>Zidane.

3. You fall for anyone who says a few nice things about you.

4. You actually feel like crying when the same person doesn't reply to your messages/IMs.

5. You think facebook is actually a boon to society.

6. You follow every shite your favourite celebs take, on twitter.

7. You believe in e-love.

8. You stalk random fit birds on facebook. Or you impersonate a random fit bird on facebook.

9. You ask(beg) people to follow you on Twitter.

10. You have 1000 friends on your friend list who come from various countries you didn't even know existed.

3rd one can be the other way around to

Vishal16 wrote:

3rd one can be the other way around to

You mean rise for someone who says nothing nice about you?

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