No. 20: Niki Ghazian




Ghazian is a model/law student/lingerie football player, according to her Twitter page.

Am I the only person who thinks that a career in law is not in her future? Maybe it's the fact that she buried it in between model and lingerie football player.

No. 19: Nuria Bermudez



Nuria is actually a professional soccer agent. However, it's clear to see that the only "professional" thing about her is her title.

She has had relationships with numerous players and apparently likes to do this kind of often.

No. 18: Paris Hilton



I can only imagine the STD party that went down when these two hooked up. I need to go take a shower just thinking about it.

No. 17: Karina Bacchi



Bacchi is an Italian soap star. She also has really huge...lips.

Seriously, her mouth is kind of huge.

No. 16: Karina Ferro



It seems like Kim Kardashian is definitely not the first bootylicious chick Ronaldo has ever dated. Fitting, because it seemed like Ferro was Ronaldo's booty call for about three years.

They were connected from 2002-2005, during which time Ronaldo was linked to many different women. Something tells me she didn't mind.

No. 15: Nereida Gallardo



Apparently, Gallardo is a part-time nursing student who works as a model in order to get by. She wasn't famous at all until she started dating Ronaldo.

She quickly faded back into oblivion once they were through, right after Ronaldo broke up with her over text message.

No. 14: Luana Belletti



The best thing about Luana Belletti, besides the fact that she's super hot, is that she is the sister of Chelsea footballer Juliano Belletti.

Nothing will get into an opponent's head like telling him how much you enjoyed sleeping with his sister.

No. 13: Daniele Aguiar



You know, when you've dated one Brazilian supermodel, you've dated them all. Or so I'm told by Ronaldo.

To us, Aguiar would be one of the most beautiful women we ever came in contact with. To Ronaldo, she's a pretty decent Thursday.

No. 12: Diana Chavez



Diana Chavez is an actress who has such roles to her name as "Woman" in The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada and the unforgettable "Hot Girl at ATM" in an episode of CSI: Miami.

Ronaldo didn't date her for her talent. I think we can all agree on that.

No. 11: Maria Sharapova



After watching her on the tennis court, all men have speculated on what Sharapova might sound like in bed.

Ronaldo is one of a select few who probably know.

No. 10: Isabel Figueir



Figueir cut her WAG teeth on Ronaldo, but once they were through she moved onto more stable athlete ground, eventually marrying midfielder Cesar Peixoto a couple of years later.

No. 9: Gabriela Endringer



Gabriela gave us some pretty juicy gossip after her fling with Ronaldo. She said that he liked to be dominated in bed, that he was affectionate, and pretty much just let things go with the flow.

She also said for the week she spent at his house, they may have left the bedroom maybe twice. I'd say that's a pretty good decision on Ronaldo's part.

No. 8: Luciana Abreu




Luciana stands out from the rest of the WAG crowd because she is a singer, actress, and a TV host.

...oh, who am I kidding? They're all singers, actresses, and TV hosts. That's just what hot women do!

No. 7: Raffaella Fico



Raffaella Fico is a Spanish model who dated Ronaldo for a little while. But before that she set off a firestorm in the press for selling her virginity for roughly $1.5 million.

I mean, she's hot, but if I'm going to spend that type of money on something, I'd like to be able to keep it.

No. 6: Marina Rodriguez



Marina Rodriguez was Miss Portugal in 2004.

Like any good beauty queen, she quickly moved on to dating athletes and taking pictures that made men very, very happy.

No. 5: Letizia Filippi



Filiippi is an Italian model who dated Ronaldo for a little while. She said while they were dating that if he won the FIFA Player of the Year award, to celebrate she would rent a plane to go somewhere far away and have sex with him there for two or three hours.

If that's not incentive, I don't know what is.

No. 4: Imogen Thomas



This ex-Miss Wales was also on Big Brother UK, has a sex tape out there, and has no problem posing nude in photo shoots.

I am shocked—shocked, I tell you—that she dated Ronaldo.

No. 3: Kim Kardashian



So Kim Kardashian and Cristiano Ronaldo. She may be his most worthy fling yet.

She's already been a WAG, and she's already famous, I doubt Ronaldo will show her anything she hasn't seen yet.

Still, these two do tend to move around a lot. I don't see this being long-term, but we can enjoy it while it lasts!

No. 2: Bipasha Basu




Bipasha is a model, a Bollywood actress, and one of the most beautiful women I have ever laid eyes on.

Seriously, some women are hot, and some are just mind-blowingly beautiful. Bipasha just may be both.

She might just convince me to watch some Bollywood movies.

No. 1: Gemma Atkinson



What can I say? Gemma Atkinson is pretty much just perfect.

I still can't get over that Ronaldo cheated on her with a couple of hookers. Her! How could you possibly want anything else?

So even though she was never Ronaldo's No. 1, she comes in at the top spot on my countdown easily.

I like this thread. But this is so not football related. Moved.

It is,related to ronaldo