I think I'll find 101 reasons easily. You'll can suggest things here.....but find a thread of your own to create a list for yourself.



1. I don't care about the people who don't care about me.

2. I don't care about the people who do care about me

3. I don't care about the people who are careless

4. I don't care about the people who are carelfull

5. I don't care.

6. I'm lazy. People know that. They don't tell me to do work.

7. I'm lazy. People who don't know that come to know about that when they see me.

8. I'm always super happy even when I'm sad I'm happier than what humans call being "happy".

9. Hookah sucks, I have it and don't like it. It sucks. But I have it. In the end I feel awesome though it sucks.

10. I've told my parents I drink and won't stop. They don't discourage me. Beat this.

11. I'm not filthy rich. This helps. Don't know how, but it does.

12. I fluked my way into one of the best engineering colleges in Mumbai. (Not the best obviously)

13. I changed 3 colleges in a week to do this.

14. I annoy the crap out of people.

15. People fail at annoying the crap out of me.

16. Shut up woman, get on my horse.

17. I hate Scousers.

18. I hate Leeds Scum.

19. Manchester City will still be trophyless if I double my age.

20. I'm fantastic.

More to follow. I'm not arsed to type...the reasons are plenty

point 16? :|

I love my life because of Shut Up Woman....too

Awesome thread

21: I tell people I like them...five years late. They are puzzled and I'm happy.

22: Most people think I'm weird. It's just a big wind up.

23: I brought the puking dog to the forum.

24: Puking Dog.

25: I can rhyme and still not in my prime.

26: I've written one and a half scene for a movie script.

27: I don't know whether people love me or not.

28: People know I hate them.

29: People think I'm funny. They tell me I'm funny too.

30: I think I'm funny. I tell myself that too.

31: Parody statements.

32: I have a television which is older than me and I'm happier than a guy who owns a 42inch plasma.

33: People think I have talent. Evidently I have.

34: No one ever tells me you've change.

35: I never tell people they've changed.

36: I change people when I want to change so they never notice any change.

37: I never have change.

38: Depression.......what's that?

39: Never experienced love. Chuffed to bits.

40: Life is pointless. But awesome life is an infinite ray. I have a ray....you'll are pointless.

wankaaaaaaaaa

at 32

My TV rocks

Not more than you

Omerta wrote:

Note more than you

Touche!

Note

D'oh. What a typo!