Stupid things you thought were true as a kid

I used to think boobies were a part of Bras =))

i actually started believing that when i saw some lady in a american TV show airing on star world with a bra on.
But that was when i was 5 or 6 , i didn't even know what boobies were biggrin

haha

this reminds me.....when I was very young I thought boobies didn't have nipples and they only grew when women had kids.

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I used to think those Phantom Sweet Cigarette's were actually ciggi's before eating them

Those were awesome lol

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Yeah. I had them yesterday biggrin

Marlboro started producing those too?

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No re.

Had the Phantom ones only

Did you have them in an Opera? wink

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Another thing i think every one believed as a kid..

PCs always cheat in a game that you lose =))

I thought those flying dodo birds used to give babies to everyone.
Long time back,I think it was some cartoon on CN,where a flying dodo bird delivers babies to people lol

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Vishal16 wrote:: I thought those flying dodo birds used to give babies to everyone.
Long time back,I think it was some cartoon on CN,where a flying dodo bird delivers babies to people

Stork motherfucker. Stork.

Dodo=Extinct long time back.

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yeah yeah

which cartoon was it? :|

i think i saw it on Tom and Jerry

Almost every cartoon where someone has a baby, a stork delivers it. Actually its a cover story for children in real life in the west. Parents tell them the stork story instead of the truth and yank them.

Looney Tunes, episode with that Bugs Bunny gone to Gorillas through drunk stork, and lots of other cartoons too.

Wikipedia wrote:: Childbirth

In Western culture the White Stork is a symbol of childbirth. In Victorian times the details of human reproduction were difficult to approach, especially in reply to a younger child's query of "Where did I come from?"; "The stork brought you to us" was the tactic used to avoid discussion of sexual intercourse. This habit was derived from the once popular superstition that storks were the harbingers of happiness and prosperity, and possibly from the habit of some storks of nesting atop chimneys, down which the new baby could be imagined as entering the house.

The image of a stork bearing an infant wrapped in a sling held in its beak is common in popular culture. The small pink or reddish patches often found on a newborn child's eyelids, between the eyes, on the upper lip, and on the nape of the neck are sometimes still called "stork bites". In fact they are clusters of developing veins that often soon fade.

The stork's folkloric role as a bringer of babies and harbinger of luck and prosperity may originate from the Netherlands and Northern Germany, where it is common in children's nursery stories. The baby is born and the stork delivers the baby to the house.

In popular culture

In Walt Disney's 4th classic Dumbo, the stork (more specifically "Mr. Stork") delivers babies to their animal mothers. At the beginning of the film, he delivers Jumbo Jr. (later known as Dumbo) to Mrs. Jumbo. He is voiced by Sterling Holloway. Several Warner Bros. cartoons — including Stork Naked and Apes of Wrath — cast a stork as a perpetually drunken employee of a baby-delivery service (drunk because of the celebratory toasts in which the recipient families often include the stork). In Tennessee Tuxedo, he is voiced by Jim Cummings.[10]

Pixar's 2009 short film Partly Cloudy tells a story that explains where the storks get the babies from: Clouds.

Vlasic uses this child-bearing stork as a mascot in North America for its brand of pickles, merging the stork-baby mythology with the notion that pregnant women have an above-average appetite for pickles.

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Looney Tunes I guess

Nice story and a good theory :p

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Too damn long

Oh yes......this one is gold.....

I actually thought women peed through their arsehole. Vagina was only for fucking and giving babies. This I kept believing till I actually saw a women pee in a porn movie in 7th grade.

And yes....till 3rd/4th grade I thought oral sex meant talking about sex tongue

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I have a cousin who thought kissing could make babies :|

Many people do think that's true. A common thing. I didn't though.

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Me neither #:-s

naah never heard the last 2

you're just ignorant tongue

am not