Incomplete List of Impolite Words

Subject: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:15 pm

George Carlin wrote:: During the nearly twenty years since the "Seven Words You Can Never Say On
Television" first appeared on the Class Clown album, and especially since the
time (1982) when the idea was expanded to include impolite expressions of all
types, TV-banned or otherwise, hundreds of people have sent me suggestions on
words and phrases which they thought ought to be included on the list. Some
sent single items, while others submitted long lists they had obviously taken
some trouble to compile. I wish now I had kept a record of their names. Not
knowing I would one day attempt this project, my practice at the time was to add
the submitted entries to my "filth" folder, send the person a few autographed
items (albums, pictures, videos, shirts) in appreciation, and discard the
original letters. I wish I had handled it differently so that I could give them
credit here. But, of course, the real credit belongs to the thousands of people
over the centuries who invented these phrases in the first place, folk poets,
all. To those who sent me their suggestions, you know who you are, and I thank
you from the bottom of my farting clapper.

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:15 pm

Illegitimate Child
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accident
adulterine
babe of love
bachelor's son
bar steward
bastard
born out of wedlock
bush colt
bye-blow
catch colt
chance-born
chance child
hasty pudding
love child
merry-begotton child
misbegotten
momzer
natural
nephew
niece
out-child
side wind
single child
son of a bitch
squeaker
stall whimper
whoreson
yard child

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:16 pm

What the hell is this? lol

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:18 pm

Rahul wrote:: What the hell is this?

Impolite Words. Let's increase our vocabulary.

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:19 pm

Erection
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bone
boner
bone on
burgeoning truncheon
captain standfish
flagpole
hard
hard-on
horn
in one's best clothes
irish toothache
mean-on
morning pride
old hornington
on the stand
pants pusher
piss hard
piss proud
prod
proud below the navel
proud mary
rail
riser
rise in the levi's
rod-on
rock python
spike
stalk
standing ware
stand-up
stiff
stiffer
steely dan
sporting a sequoiya
throbber
woody

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:21 pm

Condom
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balloon
cheater
close combat sock
diving suit
drop catcher
eel skin
fear-not
french letter
gasket
joybag
one-piece overcoat
pipe pullover
port said garter
raincoat
rubber
rubber glove
safe
scumbag
sheath
showercap
tail sheath

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:22 pm

Sexual Arousal (both sexes)
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blotty
brimming
bulging
cockish
dripping for it
feeling hairy
frisky
fuckish
gamy
hairy
horny
hot
hot-assed
hot and bothered
hot nuts
hot pants
humpy
in the mood
in season
itchy pants
juiced up
juicy
lathered
moist
motor running
on for one's greens
oncoming
pruning
ramish
randy
ready
rooty
ruttish
sexed up
tumbling ripe
turned on
up
wet

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:22 pm

hasty pudding lol

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:29 pm

Masturbate (male)
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backstroke roulette
bash the candle
beat off
beat the bishop
beat the dummy
beat the meat
beat the stick
bleed the weed
blow your load
bludgeon the beefsteak
bop the baloney
box the jesuit
buff the banana
burp the worm
butter the corn
choke the chicken
choke the sherrif and wait for the posse
to come
clean your rifle
crank your shank
crown the king
cuff the carrot
diddle
drain the monster
fist fuck
fist your mister
five against one
flog the dog
flog the hog
flog your dong
flute solo
fondle the fig
gallop the antelope
give it a tug
grease the pipe
hack the hog
hand job
hand work
have it off
hitchhike under the bigtop
hump your hose
jackhammer
jack off
jazz yourself
jerk off
jerk the gherkin
lope the mule
make the bald man puke
manipulate the mango
manual override
milk the lizard
mount the corporal and four
nerk your throbber
oil the glove
onan's olympics
one-man show
pack your palm
paddle the pickle
paint the pickle
paint the ceiling
please your pisser
plunk your twanger
pocket pinball
pocket pool
polish the rocket
polish the sword
pound off
pound your flounder
pound your pud
pull off
pull the pole
pull the pope
pull the pudding
pull your prick
pull your taffy
pump the python
ram the ham
ride the great white knuckler
rope the pony
rub off
shag
shine your pole
shootin' putty at the moon
slakin' the bacon
slammin' the salmon
slam the hammer
slam the spam
slappin' pappy
slapping the clown
sling the jelly
snap the monkey
snap the rubber
snap the whip
soldier's joy
spank the frank
spank the salami
squeeze the lemon
stroking it
stroke off
stroke the dog
stroke your poker
take yourself in hand
tease the weenie
tenderize the meat
the five-knuckle shuffle
thump the pump
tickle your pickle
toss off
tweak your twinkie
varnish your flagpole
visiting rosie palm and her five daughters
walk the dog
wank
wax the carrot
wax the dolphin
whack off
whip off
whip the dummy
whip the wire
whip your dripper
whizzin' jizzum
wonk your conker
work off
wrestle your eel
wring out your rope
yang your wang
yank off
yank the crank
yank the plank
yank your yam
yank your strap

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:33 pm

Masturbate (female)
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beat the beaver
clap your clit
cookin' cucumbers
finger
finger fuck
finger job
gettin' it wet
greasin' the gash
hand trip
hide the hot dog
hit the slit
hose your hole
juice the sluice
let the beaver swim
makin' some soup
pet the poodle
she-bop
slam the clam
tickle the taco
two-finger tango

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:38 pm

Flatulence
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back-talk
blast
blow off
blow the horn
break wind
breeze
bucksnort
burn bad powder
burnt cheese
cabbage fart
cheezer
chocolate thunder
crepitate
cut one
drop a rose
fart
fluff
gurk
hinder blast
honk
lay a fart
let go
let one
make a rude noise
pass air
pocket thunder
poot
rouser
scotch warming-pan
shoot rabbits
stinker
tail shot
talk german
tee off
wet one
whiffer
winder

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:11 pm

Pants

HTH

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:33 pm

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:36 pm

Hope this helps shifty

Subject: Re: Incomplete List of Impolite Words Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:37 pm

Guest

HTH