I'm really depressed guys. I just broke up... broke up with a girl who I never dated. It still hurts me. I'm so damn depressed. I'm literally crying now.

And now I feel negative too. I won't be grinning like a twat anymore. My life sucks. I have no girlfriend. I'm depressed. My life is incomplete. I don't have anything.

I'm lost and so alone. Please, this is not a joke.

Help me guys. I don't want to be a depressed soul.

Don't laugh. Help me

You cant be serious

I am

Not in ICU though. Not yet.....

Good

You're happy that I'm sad?

no Im happy that you're not in the ICU

Good

thats what I said

But you said without the gay smiley

yup

Okay I've got just the right treatment for your depression......


Go to the college as usual tomorrow. Do your usual stuff for a bit and do more of the same till you decide you are bored and decide to go home. Now leave your Activa there and go walking. Now observe the simple things in life like the chaiwala at the Nukkad scratching his balls, a teenager bursting few of his/her new pimples in broad daylight and the vadapavwala serving his customers with the regular vadapavs and the special ingredient from his nose. Now you can see some of the beauty in this world if you observe these things carefully.

But wait.......there's more to it. Keep walking......you soon find a couple hiding under a tree trying to have sex as they can't find a better place. Now the real part starts. You call me, not via cellphone but via a special telepathic secret link. (PMed you the secret code and the instructions). After that my mind will be part of yours and I'll have some control in directing you. After that you, rather we, go and buy a police uniform, bust the couple up, manipulate the girls mind into thinking the dude was raping her and get him behind bars made of burning charcoal. Then we get into the girls mind via using Navpreet's super hacking human script. You shag her and live with her for the rest of your life. While the parasite in you(i.e. me) goes back home and again becomes your coolest e-buddy.

And forgot to mention the most important part....



Hope this helps

I forgot to mention.

I was just kidding

I'm not depressed

knew it

Omerta wrote:

I forgot to mention.

I was just kidding

I'm not depressed

My plan works for all the souls.

Vishal, I bet you knew the 26/11 thing too

yup...rahul was born on that day

Only good thing about the shite date.




People will soon* remember it as my birthday rather than the tragic event the date it known for. Mark my words.













*Could be more than 50 years.

soon?

It's always good to add a disclaimer. I don't like keeping people anicipating things with baited breadth.

True

Soon enough I will.....just have that feeling inside of me that I'll become famous one day against my will.

Famous pornstar?

Nope. Pornstars suck.

Yup...literally

And they eat shite too

Pornstars suck.. literally is an old joke. I'm the inventor