100 Reasons why Manchester United is better than women

1. You always score when you're with United. Same doesn't apply when you're with women.

2. Manchester United always provides you with orgasms. Women don't.

3. United always win, always. Women always moan, never win.

4. Rooney scoring a hat trick>boobies

5. United never grow old. Women do.

6. United are always pleasing, never ugly. Women aren't.

7. You can watch loads of footage and relive the happy days with United. With women, you never have happy moments.

8. Manchester United doesn't cause aids. Women can shifty

9. You can spend fuck all on United and still have the time of your life. You can spend a fortune on women and still be miserable.

10. Manchester United always start of slow and then keep raising the tempo. Women go hush hush!

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Keep adding biggrin

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11. You're bored of a particular woman after sometime. You aren't bored of United. Never.

12. You can have beer with United.(with in the sense, while watching) Many girls hate beer and that sucks.

13. You can relish new players at United. You could even have more than 2 favorite players. You can't enjoy with some other girl with your wife/gf next to you.

14. You are up all night to watch United play. You don't do it with women. You eventually get bored and doze off.

15. You buy stuff related to United. You don't buy stuff related to girls..(eg. bra's shifty

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16. You always prefer United, no matter how good the other team is. That isn't the case with girls. You'd prefer a hotter girl over your present one. biggrin

17. You'd want live updates about United. You'd thank god if you aren't with your girl for some time. biggrin

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Pretty lame points I've made. Sorry B-(

Omerta wrote:: 11. You're bored of a particular woman after sometime. You aren't bored of United. Never.

12. You can have beer with United.(with in the sense, while watching) Many girls hate beer and that sucks.

13. You can relish new players at United. You could even have more than 2 favorite players. You can't enjoy with some other girl with your wife/gf next to you.

14. You are up all night to watch United play. You don't do it with women. You eventually get bored and doze off.

15. You buy stuff related to United. You don't buy stuff related to girls..(eg. bra's )

16. You always prefer United, no matter how good the other team is. That isn't the case with girls. You'd prefer a hotter girl over your present one.

17. You'd want live updates about United. You'd thank god if you aren't with your girl for some time.

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18. You'd love to create and edit videos about United. It'd be awkward to create videos of your girl biggrin

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19. You can say 'Evra looks bad' but still be his fan. You can't say 'you look bad' to your girl and still be with her

Good ones Sai.

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20. You can have a forum(this one) for United. You can't for your girl. smug

Both are equally important for me shifty

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Look who's talking :|

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Nevermind :rollballs:

I am talking

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I never said you aren't

But you didnt say I am either shifty

Vishal has never seen the United Kids Wife banner, has he? whatever

And we now all know why he is so miserable. Giving women as much importance as United rofl

Rahul wrote:: Vishal has never seen the United Kids Wife banner, has he?

I have. :|

But it doesnt say United>Women shifty

United Kids Wife

In that order.

That means United>Kids>Wife

But you're stupid like that..obviously you wouldn't understand tongue

I know United>Kids>Wife

but it doesnt say United>Women whistling

Stay miserable....like I care rofl

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So Vishal, your wife is a man/transvestite? biggrin

Im not miserable now shifty

Omerta wrote:: So Vishal, your wife is a man/transvestite?

That made me chuckle. Good joke biggrin

Vishal16 wrote:: Im not miserable now

That made me fall off laughing. Excellent joke. rofl

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I actually dont want you to care.
Laugh at me,I dont mind. thumbsup

Omerta wrote:: So Vishal, your wife is a man/transvestite?

I dont have a wife yet

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21. You can have a 2 on 1 attack against defenders with United.... you can't have a 2 on 1 sex with your girl. where there are 2 guys and 1 girl