Disclaimer: All hypothetical

Me: How Are You?

Girl: Fucking great, you?

Me: I'm fine too

Girl: That doesn't matter.

Me: Gutted, you're mean

Girl: I know that

Me: Let's have sex?

Girl: Look at yourself

Me: Have a mirror?

Girl: just a hole

Me: See it please?

Girl: Fuck yourself, twat

Me: Your name? Yourself?

Girl: Sheesh! Buzz off

Me: With you? Where?

Girl: Call the police!!

Friend: I'm dialing, wait

Me: Naked? Sounds fun?

Girl: Call them! Run!!!

Police: Hands up weirdo!

Me: Dick will do?

Police: That's gay! Bender

Girl: He scares me

Me: Moi bunny suit : ((

Friend: What the hell!?

Police: Time for jail

Me: Bye bye world

Girl: Thank lord! Girl!

Police: Let's bum him!

Me: Fucking hell! No!!!



Story ends, I'm fucked, violated and almost dead.

nice attempt....got a bit shaky in the middle though

It's written for fun. I'll keep doing this till I'm bored

We were doing this yesterday.

Yeah

3 words is really difficult....I'll expand


Me: Hello fucking bitch

Girl: Fuck off, snitch

Me: How are you?

Girl: How great's the view?

Me: Lift up you top and I'd agree

Girl: Get lost you faggot, you scare me

Me: But the view's good, don't you agree?

Girl: I know it is, those are my tits

Me: Would it be inappropriate if I rip it to bits?

Girl: You're a loser and a wanker

Me: Either you say yes or I'd crank-her (pointing at her friend)

Girl: Thank fuck, get lost

Me: Gutted, gosh!

Girl: I was only kidding...sorry

Me: It's okay...let's do it in the lorry

Girl: Lol no...you repel me man

Me: Okay okay I'll bring some deodrant and umm....some tan?

Girl: Fuck off bitch...I'd call my boyfriend

Me: So are you asking for a threesome.....is he my friend?

Girl: No fucking way..that's gay

Me: I know it is......but...umm..meh

Girl: I'm off....bloody stop....don't follow me

Me: I don't need to follow you.....in my heart I see thee (awww...moment - read gay )

Girl: Bye bye......go fuckyourself...and cry

Me: This conversation was fun...I'll re read it, laugh my ass off and fucking die.

Now this one was nice

Three words meant...I couldn't express myself

who told you to write it in 3 words

I was tired of typing

(While walking towards college I see a fit chick just across the road. I'm like drooling already but that doesn't matter. I cross over and here's how the conversation unfolds)

Me: Hie..you look good

Girl: Thanks....but who are you?

Me: I'm the only they call the retard

Girl: Obviously duh!

Me: That cut deep....Uggghhh! (I like melodrama )

Girl: Buzz off wanker.....you're boring me already

Me: Shut up woman...let's go home with Daddy

Girl: You're an ugly bastard...look yourself in the mirror

Me: I did...and I see no horror

Girl: Well then you are blind and a spaz

Me: Would it be possible for you to give me a massage?

Girl: I don't want my hands on your creepy body

Me: You're so shallow...and I bet you are very shoddy

Girl: Yeah I am :embarassed:

Me: I'm like you too......can we see each other now?

Girl: I guess.....but you're still a clown

Me: If it makes you happy....my young one will act a bigger clown for you

Girl: Lolz xoxoxoxoxox true true true

Me: Meh, xoxoxo sucks and I just hate lol

Girl: What the hell....you're fucking small

Me: Yeah I guess.....what's your point?

Girl: This conversation was fucking boring.....I'm heading to the nearby joint

Me: Can I accompany you? What if I make fun of that dwarf and make you laugh?

Girl: What the fuck! You're really retarded. My brother's a dwarf

Me: That makes it even better, don't you think?

Girl: (*Slap, kick, slap, slap, kick, hair pulling, kick to the balls* *Ouch!!!!* *Sandal shots, slap, slap, slap*) Fuck off bastard......go find a shrink!


I blew it

Rahul wrote:

Girl: What the hell....you're fucking small

Thats an ego buster

Genius Genius Genius

Vishal16 wrote:

Rahul wrote:

Girl: What the hell....you're fucking small

Thats an ego buster

She wasn't on about my willy. She was saying I'm really small/low in my thinking.

It boosted my ego instead of busting it

Wanker

(Saw a fit girl in college)

Me: Which division?

Girl: Who are you?

Me: My Name is Rahul and I like to chew

Girl: That's weird.....which division?

Me: I asked you first........miss x?

Girl: My name's *censored*

Rahul: Good name....which divison again?

Girl: I'm from A.....where are you from?

Rahul: I'm from ABCD......will you be my partner at the prom?

Girl: Fucking hell.....I don't even know you yet

Rahul: I'm a good dancer...don't fret

Girl: Then I shall consider....but I'm not sure

Rahul: Pick me bitch or eat manure

Girl: Yuck...you're so.........(makes a weird face)

Rahul: (Embarrassed) I know

Girl: If you give me a demo...would be helpful

Rahul: So naked dance is it? Should be good

Girl: O_o....o_O....O_O......o_o

Rahul: What? Did I say something wrong?

Girl: Sorry man......I got to go....

Rahul: C'mon......I was only joking...I'm a bit like that

Girl: You're stupid and insane.......thank fuck it was a joke.......you twat

Rahul: So let's dance a bit......what do you prefer?

Girl: The rules say it's Salsa...although let me refer

Rahul: Fine...go ahead....I can wait...

Girl: I was correct....now let's start

Rahul: Okay I'm ready....lets have a blast

(The dance begins........I step on her feet by mistake.......our heads clash....*ouch* *ouch*......)

Girl: Oh my gosh, you're fucking shite

Rahul: I'm sorry but I got distracted by your tits

Girl: Aren't they great? Don't you think?

Rahul: Yes they are.....but I need a feel

Girl: This isn't right......but they are fucking tight

Rahul: Le me have a look and I'll make things right

Girl: Okay...I guess....nothing harm there

(Top lifted and I was shocked.....absolutely shocked)

Rahul: Fucking hell!! Oh my gosh!!! You're nipple has a massive bush of hair

(I ran away as fast as possible)

Rahul: Fucking hell!! Oh my gosh!!! You're nipple has a massive bush of hair



Girl: O_o....o_size=18]O[/size].....size=18]O[/size]_size=18]O[/size]......o_o

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saithereddevil wrote:

Rahul: Fucking hell!! Oh my gosh!!! You're nipple has a massive bush of hair



Girl: O_o....o_size=18]O[/size].....size=18]O[/size]_size=18]O[/size]......o_o

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I used bbcode and not html you douche. It's fixed by the way

Whatever.

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