A few basic observations(in a story format , unintentional addition to the thread ) on a curious ritual(?) known as marriage first.

A dude and a lass fall in love or are made to fall in love by their elder spastics. All is very rosy before and after marriage for a few months and they happily fuck each other like it's the end of the world. Okay these are all stereotypes(true ones) and I might not have anything new. But let me go on . So after a few months, the dude decides he is too fucking bored of fucking his ugly wife every night. Seeing the ugly hairy cunt and saggy boobs suddenly doesn't interest him which he loved so much a few days back. He is already bored. It doesn't help the woman is already disappointed due to the guy not being....um....well endowed. The guy feels annoyed by the woman and vice-versa. He seeks solace in his extremely hot office colleague. He falls for her and she turns out to be an office whore. Here begins an affair. The wife on the other hand has just realised that the guy's best friend is WELL endowed and gets into a nice big fuck. Throw in the other stereo-types of in-laws, domestic help annoyance, nagging, moaning of a different kind and a serious fucking situation develops. Stressed out lives and divorce later you are once again being Ross in search of the ONE.


You'll tell me that there are plenty of exceptions. Bollocks. Of-course most marriages aren't as explicitly fucked up as I've depicted but every marriage is pretty fucked up even if people make you believe it's all hunky dory. Every man is frustrated by his woman's nagging and every woman is annoyed by her man's lack of attention towards her. Universal truth.


So what I'm asking here is why the hell would anyone want to get married? It's like jumping from a 1000feet cliff just to see what awesome wind hits your face without realising what will will happen afterwards. So what are your thoughts on marriage? Don't hesitate to tell me that my views are bollocks. I'll be up for a good debate.

The first para is mediocre porn

I won't marry anyone. Just bang some girl and die after a year.

Rahul wrote:

(in a story format , unintentional addition to the thread )

I already said that.

It wasn't intended to go that way

Good thread

Here the problem was arranged marriage,as you said ''made to fall in love''
so obviously they have to adjust with each other weather they like it or not.
I personally think arrange marriage is do or die,if the girl connects well then do otherwise die

Love marriage is better.
Im not saying this cant happen in love marriage but it doesnt happen soon since they two are crazy about each other in the start of the journey.

Under any case,some time or the other,they get bored of each other and the man is stuck with One-gina for the rest of his life

I didn't say it was arranged. I said whether or not it was love marriage or an arranged one the outcome would be similar. The story works for both love and arranged marriage properly as it was based on feeling bored with each other more than anything.

Both have it's pros and cons.

Love marriage actually means that you think you know your partner well but it doesn't turn out to be that good sometimes. You sometimes just realise that the girl/guy you always liked is horrible and a pain in the arse to live with. It certainly helps in love marriages as initially you know your other half well and there isn't an awkward feeling.

In Arranged marriages you and your partner don't really know that much about each other and the way of living. So you actually prepare yourself to adapt to things which might come across as a shock in love marriages. It's cons being if you can't really settle down with the girl/guy you've married from day one, it's bound to go ape-shit

''are made to fall in love by their elder spastics.''
I think this means arranged marriage.

Yeah but I think love marriages can last more than arranged.
But it all really depends on those two.

So what do you think is the right or appropriate age for getting married?

Vishal16 wrote:

''are made to fall in love by their elder spastics.''
I think this means arranged marriage.

Yeah but I think love marriages can last more than arranged.
But it all really depends on those two.

So what do you think is the right or appropriate age for getting married?

You missed the "fall in love or..." part of the post which implies it can be either.

I'd say 28-30. You'd like to have a life before being dead

Yeah it can be either.

I'd say 25-26.

I feel 25-26 is the peak as a young man. I don't want it wasted

21 is a peak for a young man

Not all men. Must be you

22?

My peak will be much higher than yours. 25 for me.

so you'll get married when your 30?

I won't marry, you arse

So you'll die single?

I'll have woman. You just watch. I need to earn money a bit to buy a BMW and a Ferrari. Girls are inevitable

BMW and a Ferrari?
Both?

Yeah. One won't do.

Buy a nano

I already travel in friend's nano

good for you

Hmm