Post the original lyrics (entire or par of it) and change it.......show how funny you can be.

Basket Case:

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?



My version - (Very poor first attempt)

Do you have the time
To watch me fucking mime
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Spastic gay fools
Idiotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give people crabs
Sometimes they get annoyed with my traps
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just fucking
Am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To fuck up that bloody bitch
She says it's lack of pitch
That's tripping me down
I went to a whore
She was a small titted bore
So slapped the bitch for whining, cause
my dick was being brought down

Sometimes I give people crabs
Sometimes they get annoyed with my traps
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

"Very poor first attempt"

I already said that.

I read that

I found it funny

saithereddevil wrote:

I found it funny

You're just overawed by my persona, son

Rahul wrote:

saithereddevil wrote:

I found it funny

You're just overawed by my persona, son

Naah, He just wants the Last Post.

Nope. I really found it funny