1. BRB: Obviously someone forgot to tell people that BRB means Be Right Back. It has a right back in it. That means you'll be right back which means you'll be back in at the most 5-10 minutes. Someone create a BBAS (Be back after sometime) for these numpties. Or teach them the meaning of brb.

2. And say: Listen cockface, I'm not here to entertain you. In face I'm bored and that's why chatting to you. Don't expect me to open a huge book of interesting topics or make you laugh. I'll try once, twice or maybe even thrice if your sister looks fit or if you are fit incase you are a girl(that can't be true as I already called you a cockface) but don't expect me to generate topics like I'm a fucking jobless bot. Use your brains.

3. Buzz: Okay just stop it now. I have never liked Buzz Lightier nor am I a huge fan of Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin. Don't make my IM window shake in fear and my speakers' longevity to go down. I'll set Navpreet on you....your id will be fucked if you do it next time :|

4. Never say goodbye: People actually take this term seriously I think at least on facebook chat. I'm can't see the future nor do I have a special sense which tells me you have to go now. Just don't fucking go offline in the middle of the chat.....you surely must have heard the word 'bye'. Or use the latest spastic internet lingo 'GTG'.

5. Expecting a reply every second: I don't have only you to talk to. I do other useless things on the Internet too. I can't be bothered just waiting looking at the screen for your reply and for me to go *BAM* and reply right back. Understand the meaning of the words 'Human' and 'Patience' and next time onwards don't get annoyed when you don't get a reply in 5 seconds.

It's funny?

Well it was meant to be.


BRB.

Rahul wrote:

It's funny?

Well it was meant to be.


BRB.

Whenever someone says BRB and after returning 'Back', I'm gonna say : A FOOT AWAY FROM YOU IS LIKE BEING CLOSER TO HEAVEN, AND THEN AGAIN ITS LIKE BEING NEEDLED 24/7

That smiley is wank.

That was supposed to be the B-( one.

I know

here looks cooler than the on yahoo

Good read

Why are you pissed man? :|

Im not

Good

I'm thinking I should make a thread like...Things others hate about me

I would not post nothing there homie

saithereddevil wrote:

I would not post nothing there homie

Too long to type I guess.

Yeah

saithereddevil wrote:

Yeah

This delights me to be honest.

Better be hated than not noticed

Rahul wrote:

I'm thinking I should make a thread like...Things others hate about me

I could give out a few points

^

I'm pretty sure few means something different here.

IM IM IM...you are fucking slow
For most people that is, I love you as you don't for me, though.
The only time I curse you is when you get disconnected
But then I realise it was my net, not you, poor kid

Bloody whores and retards use you for shite
And then they curse you, the tits
I love you my IM, I love you more than ever
Just do one thing for me....auto convert Be Right Back to Be Back Never.

IM oh IM, you suck cock......
If I don't reply quick, my IM mate starts to mock....
I really am sick with your buzzes and stuff.....
You are so damn fast, that you pwn a cigarette puff

But even though you are fast and quick
I don't like you and you aren't the one that I'd pick
Because you suck a donkey's dick and you're sick
^ That is because most of the times my chat partner's a thick prick

saithereddevil wrote:

^ That is because most of the times my chat partner's a thick prick

You are too thick to understand that you are the thick one here and I'm mostly your chat partner.

I'm 10 times better than you, IM loves me more.

This rhyme that you bring for us comes from the debts of your anus
Chatting on the IM is devil's work, he wants your bloody penis

You'll become a transfer muppet, the gay lord () will pull your dick
You'll fart when you lose direction and he'll rim you up you fucking price