Yes

Ofcourse it'll hurt

When I was in eight grade, I think, while walking towards school a car ran over my foot. The worse part being the fucking spastic driver actually stopped midway and for a few seconds it was on my feet till the driver reversed the car. To my surprise it actually didn't hurt at all. Thank fuck it was a Maruti 800.

Maruti 800 sucks.

It rocked for that one second. It must be the lightest car probably

How come it didnt hurt you?

I have absolutely no idea. I went to school like I used to always.

lucky I must say

I am stronger than Hercules

Balls

Vishal16 wrote:

Balls

"On TV you can say that, "Play is stopped as Rooney has two balls on him, and one needs to be thrown away"
but you cant say, "He's holding his balls, he must have hurt them, by God!""

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Hey, Guys.. a little help wioth some formats if you can get them together


Forgot what the format for a report , invitation and advertisement. post if you remember. otherwise, i am googling them side by side.

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Navpreet wrote:

Hey, Guys.. a little help wioth some formats if you can get them together


Forgot what the format for a report , invitation and advertisement. post if you remember. otherwise, i am googling them side by side.

For report.......

Quote :

Title(shouldn't exceed a line)

Date, Place:

Useless actual report

-By Staff Reporter

We didn't have adverts and invitations. The syllabus changed after our batch and the current ones have it

I know only report.

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Date:

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By Reporter.

Structure is of this kind -
Heading
Summary
Introduction
Results
Observations
Suggestions (if any at all)
Conclusion


This is what our report used to be till now but we have a new format which they didnt
teach us yet so not sure if this is right or no

Rahul posted twice?

Hmm.. Thanks. Gotta do something about adverts and invitations . Gotta make some more calls now

MANUEL ALMUNIA

Strength: Pointing.
Weakness: Spillages.
Note to Manuel: Don't take back-passes from strangers. Or team-mates. Especially team-mates.

SOL CAMPBELL
Strength: Synchronised posing.
Weakness: The ill-timed taking of a breather.
Note to Sol: Don't run with scissors. Or the ball. Or at all.

GAEL CLICHY
Strength: Running.
Weakness: Not knowing quite where to run.
Note to Gael: Doing unto others as you would have them do to you does not fly here. Falling over so attacking opponents can run past you doesn't guarantee they'll return the favour.

TOMAS ROSICKY

Strength: Keeping us all guessing.
Weakness: Check.
Note to Tomas: Get a matching scarf for those gloves and wrap up warm. Catching a cold could end your season. Then again, he could always pass it to Fabianski...

ANDREY ARSHAVIN

Strength: Not playing as a lone striker.
Weakness: Expectations.
Note to Andrey: Think before you speak. Honesty, it would seem, isn't always the best policy.

NICKLAS BENDTNER

Strength: Well, he's tall.
Weakness: A penchant for pub league football.
Note to Nicklas: No trainers in the dressing room, no pink boots on the pitch.

Courtsey Goal.com

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Navpreet wrote:

MANUEL ALMUNIA

Strength: Pointing.
Weakness: Spillages.
Note to Manuel: Don't take back-passes from strangers. Or team-mates. Especially team-mates.

SOL CAMPBELL
Strength: Synchronised posing.
Weakness: The ill-timed taking of a breather.
Note to Sol: Don't run with scissors. Or the ball. Or at all.

GAEL CLICHY
Strength: Running.
Weakness: Not knowing quite where to run.
Note to Gael: Doing unto others as you would have them do to you does not fly here. Falling over so attacking opponents can run past you doesn't guarantee they'll return the favour.

TOMAS ROSICKY

Strength: Keeping us all guessing.
Weakness: Check.
Note to Tomas: Get a matching scarf for those gloves and wrap up warm. Catching a cold could end your season. Then again, he could always pass it to Fabianski...

ANDREY ARSHAVIN

Strength: Not playing as a lone striker.
Weakness: Expectations.
Note to Andrey: Think before you speak. Honesty, it would seem, isn't always the best policy.

NICKLAS BENDTNER

Strength: Well, he's tall.
Weakness: A penchant for pub league football.
Note to Nicklas: No trainers in the dressing room, no pink boots on the pitch.

Courtsey Goal.com

What is this?

Very good

An article on goal.com (that included "in all seriousness" too, which i omitted), about the Arsenal/Porto match

Good work

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"Synchronised Posing"