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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:46 pm | |
| No CID jokes in here? I'm dissapointed. |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:09 am | |
| ^ I have a bunch of them in my cell |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:18 am | |
| hala nahi DHONI to shakal kyu banayi hai roni . . . Chala nahi DHONI to shakal kyu banayi hai roni.. . . . Aaj Fir hai CID only on sony |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:18 am | |
| Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi, Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi, acp pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:20 am | |
| Kya hua tha raat me, kaise mar gaya Tony.. Kya hua tha raat me, kaise mar gaya Tony?.. Janane ke liye dekhiye CID,only on SONY |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:35 am | |
| On second thoughts..............I shouldn't have asked.
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:39 am | |
| On* |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:42 am | |
| - Rahul wrote:
- On second thoughts..............I shouldn't have asked.
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:13 pm | |
| Archimedes, Pascal, and Newton are playing hide-and-seek. Archimedes covers his eyes and starts counting. Pascal looks around and hides behind a bush. Newton grabs a stick and scrapes a one meter by one meter square in the dirt and stands in it. Otherwise he does not hide at all. Archimedes opens his eyes and looks around. Of course, he immediately sees Newton and calls "I see Newton" Newton calmly says "But hang on, one Newton in a square meter is a Pascal!" |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:30 pm | |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:30 pm | |
| Joey says, Pee Into The Wind! |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:18 pm | |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:59 pm | |
| - Vishal16 wrote:
- Archimedes, Pascal, and Newton are playing
hide-and-seek. Archimedes covers his eyes and starts counting. Pascal looks around and hides behind a bush. Newton grabs a stick and scrapes a one meter by one meter square in the dirt and stands in it. Otherwise he does not hide at all. Archimedes opens his eyes and looks around. Of course, he immediately sees Newton and calls "I see Newton" Newton calmly says "But hang on, one Newton in a square meter is a Pascal!" |
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| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:56 pm | |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:03 pm | |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:00 pm | |
| A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
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