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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:58 pm | |
| Motherfucker! |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:47 am | |
| - Navpreet wrote:
"There have been some corrections and additions in the list of heavy words. We have fucl there, but it is also present in motherfucker.
Another such word is "twat". The surprising thing is that twat can't be used for anything else. It only means one thing. Snatch, Pussy, Box, Snapper, Beaver mean other things as well, twat is the only word that means only one thing alone. You can have them in a Disney movie even - "Lets snatch the pussy and the beaver from th snapper and put them in a box!".. but you never can put "twat" in there..."
-GC Excellent. |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:38 am | |
| ha quote it you twat...as if there are thousands of other posts you'll reply to |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:19 am | |
| "Life has always been a pain and pleasure thing. They - the ministers, parents, nuns, teachers etc are pushing for pain, and you ... you are pulling for pleasure" (Pun Intended pulling peter ) "I have always felt sorry for boys named Dick and Peter" - GC .. |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:04 pm | |
| Carling is great. |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:06 pm | |
| - Rahul wrote:
Carling is great. Doh. CARLIN :| And yeah he is |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:11 pm | |
| I was talking about the Beer. |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:34 am | |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:39 pm | |
| - Vishal16 wrote:
- Carlsberg
Fuckin' Scouser! =)) |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:42 pm | |
| - Navpreet wrote:
- Vishal16 wrote:
- Carlsberg
Fuckin' Scouser! =)) He loves that beer for some weird reason. Foster's the way to go. Or Kingfisher. |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:54 pm | |
| - Rahul wrote:
- Navpreet wrote:
- Vishal16 wrote:
- Carlsberg
Fuckin' Scouser! =)) He loves that beer for some weird reason.
Foster's the way to go.
Or Kingfisher. I dont like beer. Coke is the way to go. Well ,actually Diet Coke. (Started getting real jumbo =)) ) |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:53 pm | |
| - Navpreet wrote:
- Rahul wrote:
- Navpreet wrote:
- Vishal16 wrote:
- Carlsberg
Fuckin' Scouser! =)) He loves that beer for some weird reason.
Foster's the way to go.
Or Kingfisher. I dont like beer.
Coke is the way to go. Well ,actually Diet Coke. (Started getting real jumbo =)) ) Diet Coke? Carlsberg |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:52 pm | |
| - Navpreet wrote:
I dont like beer.
Coke is the way to go. Well ,actually Diet Coke. (Started getting real jumbo =)) ) C'mon man! You disappoint me. Diet coke ffs! Imagine Navpreet what will you do when you're old, you have nobody to talk to, nobody to call you own, you're lonely and have no friends, no wife, no family......what will you do then? Will you drink Diet Coke? NO. Start liking Beer. That's the only way to go. |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:39 pm | |
| - Rahul wrote:
- Navpreet wrote:
I dont like beer.
Coke is the way to go. Well ,actually Diet Coke. (Started getting real jumbo =)) ) C'mon man! You disappoint me. Diet coke ffs!
Imagine Navpreet what will you do when you're old, you have nobody to talk to, nobody to call you own, you're lonely and have no friends, no wife, no family......what will you do then? Will you drink Diet Coke? NO. Start liking Beer. That's the only way to go. And Vodka |
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| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:01 pm | |
| Vodka is awesome. I like chocolate vodka. |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:41 pm | |
| Ruined your moment, Weed man. |
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| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:43 pm | |
| What? How? When? |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:36 pm | |
| By posting in this thread so that on the portal you did not have last posts on all threads .. |
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| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:41 pm | |
| Oh yeah. I was trying my best |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:58 pm | |
| "The one-eyed wonder worm" |
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| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:00 am | |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:04 am | |
| "Up the old Dirt Road" "Hershey Highway" |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:06 am | |
| "Punishing Peter in the Palm" |
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| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:07 am | |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:08 am | |
| I didnt want the last post...I just wanted to spam |
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| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:10 am | |
| Same here |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:11 am | |
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| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:11 am | |
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Navpreet The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269 Join date : 2009-07-08 Age : 31 Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| Subject: Re: Jokes - A Place to Laugh (if the Jokes are good enough) Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:12 am | |
| "Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word FUCK. Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter F, FUCK is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word. FUCK as most words in the english language, is derived from German, the word "fricken[?]", which means to strike. In English, FUCK falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance. John FUCK-ed Shirley. As an intransitive verb, Shirley FUCKS. It's meaning's not always sexual; it can be used as an adjective, such as John's doing all the FUCK-ing work. As part of an adverb, Shirley talks too FUCK-ing much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is FUCK-ing beautiful. As a noun, I don't give a FUCK. As part of a word abso-FUCKING-lutely, or in-FUCKING-credible. And, as almost every word in the sentence, FUCK the FUCK-ing FUCK-ers. As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of FUCK. As in these examples describing situations such as fraud, I got FUCK-ed at the used car lot. Dismay, Aw FUCK it. Trouble, I guess I'm really FUCK-ed now. Agression, Don't FUCK with me buddy. Difficulty, I don't understand this FUCK-ing question. Inquiry, Who the FUCK was that? Dissatisfaction, I don't like what the FUCK is going on here. Incompetence, He's a FUCK-off. Dismissal, Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-FUCK yourself? I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly, and proudly! FUCK you! " -GC |
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