bogus and fox

Bogus and Fox rhyme? What are you, 6? Get out.

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Okay, not football related but still muppetish.

Chennai won by 30 something runs. DC, bastards couldn't chase even 140 runs. 103-6 and 104 all out.

MI FTW!

This is all fixed. They'll make CSK win because that would help India. Everyone would be scared of Dhboi in the T20 WC.

Lets see

Yeah.. hit the lights

?

Nothing

k

KKR

Good team

I'm going to shite all over MS Dhoni's handbag on Sunday.

There I was, looking for people who could play FIFA10 online, as i had nothing to do. What I discovered, amazed me.


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me: you play fifa 10?

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: nope
no games
btw
hi

me: hello

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: wanted to chat for you
but
u never come onl9

me: i seldom do on gtalk.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: i mean in the chat option
btw
ur age?

me: 18

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: coolo
cool*

me: you?

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: im 14

me: 8?

kidding

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: 14,

(Talks abt mom cutting his net, long story, skipped)

me: its 8th is it? or 9th?

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: 9th

me: then whats the problem =))

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: i dunno bro
she says it ll be better for my studies

me: 9 th is way too easy. it WILL be better for studies after 10th, or during the boards in 10th.
thats all


ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: it's easy ? :-o
were u in CBSC / ICSC ?
school ie


me: Yes, it is. CBS"E"
ICS"E"

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: which one?

me: CBSE

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: that's y

me: That;s why?

ICSE wasnt too difficult either.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: cmon
it's tougher than ICSE
sry

me: And also, what do you plan to do after 10th> Medical, NM, Comm what?

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: CBSE*
i plan to take Science
n get into IIT
n be a Computer Enginner

me: Who doesnt? Get in line.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: Engineer*
get in line --?? explain

me: Get in line to get in to IIT. LOADS. LOADS of other ppl already want to get in there

It's not abt IIT, in itself. If you get IIT, brilliant. But if not, its not the end of the world, as your parents or peers might have you think.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: will beat them
n get ito it
yeah
my parents told me that as well
hey
is getting into IIT that brilliant?
as ppl say..
i wonder why
:-o

me: Getting there would be brilliant, since you want o do that.
to*
otherwise, it doesnt really matter.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: yeah

me: I m just saying, some ppl think that in IIT they will just have some magic books or wands that will make them epic engineers - NO.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: but why does IIT have an edge over other Engineering Colleges?

me: Getting into IIT doesnt make one a successful engineer - doesnt make one a successful professional.
If one gets into IIT and excels in his field, then its good, otherwise its no use

IIT doesnt have an edge.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: then?

me: the thing is, they ahve the best placement records
coz of being the very first colleges in india.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: oh..
but my mom
told me
that Companies go to
IIT
students for jobs b4
any other
for their job ie

me: Thats not right. Companies go to EVERY college.
Good ones at taht.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: but what do u plan to d?

me: Accenture, HCL, HP, Infosys the likes go to even private colleges

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: do*?

me: but they puick the best STUDENTS
it doesnt matter what college you arein , as long as you excel

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: ok
n
what do u plan to do?

me: I gave my IITJEE and AIEEE this year.
Lets see what happens.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: OMG!
:-o
ur excellent ryt?

me: Pardon?

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: i mea
u gr8 with books right?
mean* (IS IT THAT OBVIOUS THAT A MUPPET CAN FIND OUT I AM A NERD?!)

me: Not that much. I was Epic in lower classes, and now too, not to sound egoistic, have an epic intellect.
but not too much of a sitting down and studying for me.
i cant study for more than an hour at a stretch

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: neither can i

me: thats what might keep me out of IITJEE this year

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: on an average
hw mny hours did u study
for those exams?
so u also plan to be an Engineer ?

me: 2 hours per day. that too after December 2009
and for the last month abt 4-5 hours
thats all
but if you want to get into iit, dont do what i did.

study about 3 hours on an average daily if possible
but dont seat it, if you cant do it for a couple of days of a week
sweat*

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: ok
can u help me with my personal life?
me: What abt it?

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: Abt my girl

me: i hope it doesnt involve masturbation.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: need advice

me: :|
ok, shoot.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: see
i had a GF
when i was in 8th
ok
i love her
but
just a sec

me: Easy, Lenny. Lots of fish in the sea.

you love her, yes but not THAT way. not in 8th you dont. take it from me.


ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: seriously i do

me: yes, complete your story

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: ok
so
i then got transferred to kolkata from bbsr
n she got really sad
but she promised me that she ll not break up
but then
the day when i left for kolkata
she told me that it's not working out
she wants to break up
reasons - fear from parents
another thing she told is that
even if we cont. then we have
to break up in our 20s
coz her family has arranged marriages
u get me?
and now
she hasn't been calling me for a month

me: why cant the marriage be arranged with you?

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: coz
she's a sindhi
n im a half bong n half marvari

me: Seriously. 2010, and "she is a sindhi".

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: that's what na
her dad n mom
fellow old traditions
n customs
but
that will surely work
i know
prob is that
we are in a long distance relationship n she isn't calling me

follow*

me: Hey, you asked for my opinion, I m going to give it. Dont get offended.
You are playing around too young.
Long distance Relationship? You are 14, kiddo.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: see bro this is what i told her
see]
bro
i told her this
let us be friends
for these 3 years

me: See, even if you ARE with her, you cant make out, coz neither you nor her would have hit puberty until now.
So, my opinion and advice - Eat, Drink and Be Merry. Although you are better off being Pritam, let alone being Merry Brandybuck

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: im here
we have hit puberty ( )
and i told her this
let's be friends
for these 3 years
n then in 2013 we can cont.

me: And I say, take it from me, having been there myself, There is NO love in 8th grade. Never. Kids in 8th are too fat and happy than to be looking for bed-buddies. Friends is what people are in that age.
Believe Me.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: as im going to go back to bbsr

me: Crushes are there.
Enjoy the crushes.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: no dude

me: Wank thinking abt your crushes.

ρяιтαм Chelsea All The Way..: it wasn't a crush
listen
i can't sleep these days
i mean
like for a month since she told me that it's a break-up
i didn't feel like doing anything
i was totally in shatters
brb

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Is It Just Me, Or WHAT THE FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?!

I can't read that bollocks. Screenshot please.

Rahul wrote:

I can't read that bollocks. Screenshot please.

It was Orkut Chat, dwoobie. Cant post a screenshot

WTFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

All I can read is him saying.."Chelsea all the way"

It s part of his username ANNOYING!

douche

Fuck me, what a load of unfunny bollocks. I want the last five minutes of my life back.

make a time machine,thats it

Donation needed.

how much?

150$