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Rahul
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 |  Subject: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets  Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:44 pm | |
| I'm running a scouting operation on orkut and obviously I'll come across absolute muppets. Here I'll be posting the conversations which are absolute insane and laughable.
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Rahul
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:46 pm | |
| 1:03 PM me: So what do you do mate? 1:04 PM Abhishek: hey did u see sat match me: Yeah Abhishek: we lost to fulham me: I thought a bit of introduction would be better before we start deiscussing about United Yeah I know....terrible result...defensive crises are woeful Have made the team unstable 1:05 PM discussing* Abhishek: will we win the next match me: It's Hull City away on Sunday We should be winning that one Abhishek: it will be easy me: I hope Fergie doesn't try the 3-5-2 again It failed against Wolfsburg in the first half and it did fail against Fulham too Abhishek: who shall we buy in the next transfer market me: I don't think we'll buy anyone in this market 1:07 PM January market doesn't have quality players for sale in anycae Plus being cup tied doesn't help 1:08 PM We may buy a stop gap defender just in case the injury crises doesn't ease up Abhishek: i think we have lots of money because we transfered ronaldo , we shall berbetow too and buy messi and fabregas1:09 PM me: I suppose you are a very new supporter Since when have you been supporting United? Abhishek: no i am supporting man utd for years me: Since? What's your age? 1:10 PM Abhishek: i started watching football before 8 years from ther itself i am man utd fan me: And your age? Abhishek: why did u tell that i am a new supporter ??????? me: You thinking we'll buy Messi and Fabregas and sell Berbatov 1:11 PM I'm 18 by the way and have been a spporter since the first match I saw in 03-04 season Abhishek: that time who was u fav player ? 1:12 PM me: My favourite player was and will always be Ryan Giggs 1:13 PM Abhishek: my cousin told me that barcelona is keeping an eye on rooney is it true ? me: What about you? Abhishek: mine is rooney me: You haven't told me yet of your age mate 1:14 PM You don't like sharing it or what?  1:15 PM Abhishek: first tell my answer barcelona is keeping an eye on rooney .. me: =) =))* I haven't heard this rumour  Abhishek: ok 1:16 PM me: Age? Abhishek: find it out i will give one clue ... 1:17 PM me: Yeah? Abhishek: it is between 10 and 20 me: So I assume you are 10 Abhishek: no me: 11? Abhishek: no 1:18 PM me: Okay I'll jumb ahead 15? Abhishek: no me: 16? Abhishek: no 1:19 PM me: 17? Abhishek: no me: 18? Abhishek: never me: 19? 1:20 PM Abhishek: why do u want to know ? me: Your age Abhishek: my age is not 19 me: What is it then? Abhishek: find it out me: Oh bummer 1:21 PM What's the point of chatting to a person who is ashamed of revealing his age? 1:23 PM Abhishek: ok , 100-40-20-10-8-6-3-10-4 = he it is 14 1:24 PM me: Cool.....wasn't so hard, was it? Anyways I have to go for Lunch now. Talk to you later Was nice talking to you Bye bye Abhishek: ok byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Navpreet
The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269
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Age : 31
Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:51 pm | |
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Rahul
Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147
Join date : 2009-04-21
Age : 32
Location : shekshy shekshy
| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:58 pm | |
| Don't interrupt!!  |
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Navpreet
The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269
Join date : 2009-07-08
Age : 31
Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
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Rahul
Stupid and Annoying
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Join date : 2009-04-21
Age : 32
Location : shekshy shekshy
| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:23 pm | |
| - Navpreet wrote:
Against Barca? in 2008 or is he so dumb that he thinks the finals are two legged?!
Park is good for physical games, but Valencia adds speed and finesse too.. :| He was talking about the 08 game. He wasn't that dumb. But atone point I did scare the shite out of him.  |
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Navpreet
The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269
Join date : 2009-07-08
Age : 31
Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:49 pm | |
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Rahul
Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147
Join date : 2009-04-21
Age : 32
Location : shekshy shekshy
| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:54 pm | |
| So I see you are spying my 'friends' now |
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Navpreet
The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269
Join date : 2009-07-08
Age : 31
Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:55 pm | |
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Navpreet
The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269
Join date : 2009-07-08
Age : 31
Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:56 pm | |
| - Rahul wrote:
- So I see you are spying my 'friends' now
naah.. just picking examples from my updates thread =)) |
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Rahul
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:00 pm | |
| Fucking Blue!!! |
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Navpreet
The Forum Techie
Posts : 2269
Join date : 2009-07-08
Age : 31
Location : Enter at your peril, Past the vaulted door Impossible things will happen That the World's never seen before. In Dexter's Laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Dee Dee blows his experiments To Smithereens! There's Gloom and Doom When Things go Boom In Dexter's Lab
| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:01 pm | |
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Rahul
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Posts : 6147
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Age : 32
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:04 pm | |
| I decoded his name.....Rishikesh Reebok true Spanish......... |
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Vishal16
Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295
Join date : 2009-04-21
Age : 33
Location : Mumbai
| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:21 pm | |
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Rahul
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:11 am | |
|  Yeah right...your bedroom....retard! |
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Vishal16
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:15 am | |
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Rahul
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:17 am | |
| And he is in my friend list....this is the same guy with whose chat I started the thread  |
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Vishal16
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:19 am | |
| Akon |
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Rahul
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:20 am | |
| - Vishal16 wrote:
- Akon
That was another guy. |
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Vishal16
Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:21 am | |
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Rahul
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Age : 32
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:21 am | |
| - Vishal16 wrote:
- RV?
Naah another guy |
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Vishal16
Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:23 am | |
| Doh,so many muppets  |
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Rahul
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:25 am | |
| - Vishal16 wrote:
- Doh,so many muppets
I'm like a person trying to find light at the end of the tunnel and these people are like fucking rats clogging up the tunnel blocking my way. |
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Vishal16
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:26 am | |
| And Im a person who just wants to have sex |
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Rahul
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:28 am | |
| - Vishal16 wrote:
- And Im a person who just wants to have sex
Me clearing to tunnel has a higher chance than you having sex Hope this helps. |
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Vishal16
Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:31 am | |
| I dont mind, I will some day achieve it though  |
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Rahul
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:34 am | |
| - Vishal16 wrote:
- I dont mind,
I will some day achieve it though If you can't your parents will see to it you do by getting you married to some unlucky ugly girl. You'll finally reach the promise land after that. |
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Vishal16
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:42 am | |
| that wont happen
no
NO
I put my balls on the line
I'll lose my virginity by 31st December 2010
Its now or fucking never!!!! |
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Rahul
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:50 am | |
| - Vishal16 wrote:
- that wont happen
no
NO
I put my balls on the line
I'll lose my virginity by 31st December 2010
Its now or fucking never!!!! Thread bookmarked......you're going to stay a virgin for fucking ever......muahahahahha!!! |
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Vishal16
Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295
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| | Subject: Re: The Orkut/Facebook Muppets Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:51 am | |
| NO
This year its gonna happen
I'll make it happen
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