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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:36 pm | |
| I stumbled across this mine of gold on a forum a while back and thought about sharing it. All the photoshops based on this pic: |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:36 pm | |
| Number 1. The SelleckSure to get the girls, not so certain to prove a long lasting career choice in the naughties. Good with babies and little ladies though, which should suit him well with the likes of Bellamy to manage... Number 2. The HoganYou wouldn't mess with this fucker, brother! Watcha gonna do, when the 24 inch pythons and Rafamania destroy you! Number 3. The HitlerSmall, distinctive, powerful, full of hate. Sure to intimidate his opponents. Could all end in tears though... Number 4. The MarxHow very thoughtful. How very philosophical. How very 'fucking hell mate, impressive beard'. If he grows this facial, he'd certainly be remembered, even if he does fuck up the rest of his Scouse reign... |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:36 pm | |
| Number 5. The DastardlyA cheat and a trickster... no it's not Steven Gerrard, it's Dick Benitez! There is no truth to the rumours that he used to address Phil Thompson as Muttley (Preferring 'that big nosed twat' instead, in a Spanish twang of course) Number 6. The LincolnLincoln was amongst the top rated US presidents, presumably on his fine facial hair alone. Those yanks aren't too fussy, we have the battle of Hastings, the great fire of London, Robin Hood *ahem*... they have a funny looking bloke in a beard. Again, might end badly for Rafa Number 7. The MarioDum dum dum da dum da dum, da dum da da dum dum dum... |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:37 pm | |
| The Brian Blessed. |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:37 pm | |
| The Abel Xavier |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:37 pm | |
| Number 8. The MercuryI guess this proves there is only one Freddie. Taken directly from the lad, looks sod all like it though! You'd be better off with the Balague Rafa mate... Number 9. The XavierThe Portuguese really are twats aren't they? If their diving aint bad enough, this shocking bit of facial certainly is. A lengthy ban (reduced on appeal) should ensue... Number 10. The VoltanOtherwise known as the Blessed from Flash Gordon. Do you want to live forever? Gerrard... Diiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!! Number 11. The GimpI promise you, he has a bloody good tash under that mask. How do you really think he got Torres to sign for Liverpool eh?! |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:38 pm | |
| Number 12. The VillagerFor reasons I won't expand on, perhaps this little ensemble would look better on a certain Mr Wenger? Number 13. The MervOwzat? Bit ropey to be honest mate. Fair play to anyone who can grow a rug under their nose though, you wouldn't mess with them that's for sure Number 14. The BestieTell you what, if Benitez doesn't fancy this look, I do. Looks shit hot! Miss Worlds beware. He wishes he had a George Best in his current squad... |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:38 pm | |
| Number 15. The ZeusThe king of the Gods, in charge of the Sky and Thunder. Unfortunately, not even he had the power to make Djimi Traore look anything more than a park player... Number 16. The CheIt's a Rafalution! |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:38 pm | |
| Number 17. The ChewbaccaRhhhnngggnn Arrrggghhnnn Grrrhn Gahr Aaaaaarr Ggggaaaaaarrr Number 18. The TI certainly pity this fool, Rafa can't carry the Mr T off at all! Nice chains though Number 19. The SparrowSavvy? Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for Rafa... we're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves; Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho... we're thieving Scousers! |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:39 pm | |
| Number 20. The JesusInsert your own joke about Liverpool requiring divine intervention to ever win the Premierleague here... Number 21. The DesperateLooking Dandy! More of a Beano man myself. Clearly Rafa disagrees though, and gives it the full macho's with this stubbly effort Number 22. The GandalfNot the most youthful looking of facials, Rafa would have to conjour up a bit of magic to pull the ladies. Or to score a goal at the Riverside |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:39 pm | |
| Number 23. The BeadleHe hasn't been framed, he's done this to himself. Clearly he's game for a laugh. With this beard it's certainly a case of watch out - Rafa's about! Number 24. The MonopolyFor this, Rafa should go to jail. Directly in fact. He should not pass go, and he certainly should not collect his usual earnings... Number 25. The ZZThis lot reached their peak in the 70's and 80's, are still touring and producing material today but nobody really finds it entertaining anymore, and certainly lacks the quality of old. Not threatening todays performers at the top of their games anytime soon... |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:39 pm | |
| Number 26. The McCririckI wouldn't be putting my money on Rafa growing this lot any time soon... Number 27. The ScouseWhen in Rome... Number 28. The AliBoyakasha! *** the look innit. I say 'Rafa, is you on crack or somethin'? Number 29. The SantaRafa won't be lonely this Christmas if he dons this epic bit of facial. On the first day of Christmas Benitez gave to me... three points at the Theatre of Dreams! |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:39 pm | |
| Number 30. The NedBloody Australians. You know that's precisely what Rafa has muttered about the perenially injured Harry Kewell over the last couple of seasons... funny then if he'd opt for this set of hairyness. Though Kelly could hardly be accused of liking his fellow man Number 31. The SaddamA theme for good facials eminating from tyrants and foes. Rafa here goes for a classic Saddam. You have to baath... Number 32. The WolverineThe brooding anti-hero, those silver claws might just come in useful for a Liverpool half time team talk. Personally I'd use them to poke Jamie 'world class my arse' Carragher in the eye |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:40 pm | |
| Number 33. The CubeLooking Ice cool, Rafa is every bit the hipperty hopperty man here. Number 34. The ShipmanProbably not the done thing to copy the facial hair of a serial killer... but try stopping Rafa Number 35. The HomerD'oh! |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:40 pm | |
| Number 36. The GallagherHold up... hold on... don't be scared; You'll never change what's been and gone... apart from your facial fluff obviously! Number 37. The DesGrey hair, big bushy tash, it shouldn't be cool. It shouldn't be smooth. But fucking hell Rafa's driving all of the ladies crazy and most of the men with this effort Number 38. The TutankhamunTo be pharaoh, he looks the business! |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:40 pm | |
| Number 39. The Socrates"All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine"... oops quoting the wrong Socrates there! Rafa here sports the attire of Garforth Towns finest Number 40. The ConnellyOtherwise known as that bloke Parkinson interviews every other week. Rafa will have no problems pulling Judi Dench anyway Number 41. The GattusoUg! Me Rafa Gattuso, me eat you. Yum yum. Buuuurp Number 42. The BlackbeardLieutenant Maynard hung Blackbeards severed head from his ships bows after his capture. In much the same way that Jorge Valdano claims the 'shit' hangs from the 'stick' at Anfield |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:40 pm | |
| Number 43. The MarleyHey mon, be Rafa smokin the spliff 'n livin it Jamaica style! Number 44. The ArafatSo that's who stole my dishcloth Number 45. The NorrisChuck, the all action hero. The exact opposite, then, of Luis Garcia Number 46. The Agassi0-6 0-6 0-6 |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:41 pm | |
| Number 47. The KitchenerRafa needs you! ...to give him lots and lots of cash for him to waste on the likes of Kronkamp and Josemi Number 48. The LocksleyThieving Scouser Number 49. The MerryfieldBut here's the one that's drivin' me beserk, Why do only fools and horses work? Ra-ra-ra-Rafa... Number 50. The LalasWho needs David Beckham when you've got... ah shit |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:41 pm | |
| Number 51. The BorgRafa has assimilated himself nicely into this bit of facial. The Sweat band particularly useful, these Spanish produce a lot of perspiration you know... Number 52. The SpartaI am Raaaaafffaaaaaaaaaa!!! Number 53. The LassieHe's made a dogs dinner of this one Number 54. The D'ArtagnanSwashbuckling adventures and Liverpool FC don't really go hand in hand |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:41 pm | |
| Number 55. The RollieFormer Oaklands relief pitcher, Benitez has produced a screwball here... Number 56. The ManchuA villain, but Chinese rather than the Aston variety Number 57. The ZappaWhat's the ugliest part of your body? Rafa's facial hair of course! |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
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| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:42 pm | |
| Number 58. The JacksonDo you know what they call Liverpool in Paris? That shit chicken burger off the pound saver menu... Number 59. The EinsteinNot clever mate. Not clever at all Number 60. The PavarottiDilegua, o notte; Tramontate, stelle; Tramontate, stelle; All'alba vincero; vincero, vincero! (No you won't mate). Probably won't make sense to those of you who don't speak Italian that! |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
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| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:42 pm | |
| Number 61. The LeprechaunRafa you bowsie, I am in me wick wit' yer flitter scalps. Must be ossified... Number 62. The VinciRafa with a similar pose to the Mona Lisa, just showing a bit more teeth. Miserable sod, then again I'd be topping myself if I ever became manager of the Scouse Number 63. The ZorroRafa dressed as his Spanish hero. No not Alonso... |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
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| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:42 pm | |
| Number 64. The Bin LadenFound him at last. Ironically, Liverpool have no weapons of mass destruction on the pitch either for their opponents to worry about Number 65. The MexicanHey Gringo, stop impersonating us Mexicans! Number 66. The PoseidonSummat a bit fishy about this one... |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
Posts : 6147 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 32 Location : shekshy shekshy
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:42 pm | |
| Number 67. The GnomeGood practice should a better club come in for Rafa and him need to be put on gardening leave Number 68. The LennonImagine all the people... laughing at Rafa for looking like this, crazy hippy Number 69. The NietzscheNietzsche's first work was entitled 'The Birth of Tragedy'. It presumably included an image of his tash Number 70. The ApeJust like Planet of the Apes, this thread has a shit ending... or maybe not. Has Rafa just proved true the concept of evolution with this effort? |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
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| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:44 pm | |
| 71. The MellbergMe Rafa. Me good bloke. Me from Sweden. Ugg |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
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| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:45 pm | |
| All absolute quality. Fantastic stuff. Credit to the creator. Pure awesomeness. |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
Posts : 5295 Join date : 2009-04-21 Age : 33 Location : Mumbai
| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:34 pm | |
| Classic |
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Rahul Stupid and Annoying
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| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:45 pm | |
| Only one comment. I'm depressed |
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Vishal16 Doesn't like his tagline messed around with
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| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:20 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Rafa's new look. Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:01 am | |
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