Well this is just hilarious!

Apparently seeing Owen's success with the brochure Arsenal fans have found some humour and created one themselves.

Here is the brochure:
Adebayor's Brochure

Quote :

Having seen the success of Michael Owen's self-publicising booklet, produced by his agents the Wasserman Media Group, that resulted in a shock move to Manchester United, a group of Arsenal supporters have come up with something similar for Adebayor.

The Togo international has failed to earn the affection of Gunners fans due to his occasional lacklustre attitude on the pitch and he made himself even more unpopular last summer after publically admitting he was ready to leave.

AC Milan, Barcelona and Chelsea have both been linked with the forward, but so far there have been no concrete offers, so some rather proactive Arsenal fans have decided to take matters into their own hands.

On Arseblog, they have compiled a dossier on the "definitely not lazy" 25-year-old.

According to said dossier, Adebayor is "much better than Marlon Harewood and Mido put together" and is one of the most "feared, dangerous and fertile strikers in Europe".

And just for good measure, he is also described as a "tender and considerate lover" and his top speed is "145kph".

With so many things going for him, all laid out in detail, Arsenal fans are confident the biggest clubs in Europe will come flocking to snap up the player.

Source

Hail the gunners

Tell me how many spam posts are you going to make, Vishal?*




*Though, it's not as if I have a problem

About a 1000 :rolleyes2:

So threads are not to be deleted right ?

Lol at the Gooners.

Vishal16 wrote:

So threads are not to be deleted right ?

No.

Dipanjan wrote:

Lol at the Gooners.

Nice to see you posting over here. :happy:

Arse-nil sucks !

saithereddevil wrote:

Arse-nil sucks !

You mean...Arse-anal?

Rahul wrote:

saithereddevil wrote:

Arse-nil sucks !

You mean...Arse-anal?

Adeabayor should play for Dundee United....

Dundee United are a good club.

And Im Godfather

The reason I said it was that Dundee are a SPL Club, he should have rather compared them to a Conference Club.

Dipanjan wrote:

The reason I said it was that Dundee are a SPL Club, he should have rather compared them to a Conference Club.

Now I'm no expert on SPL but Dundee United is fairly shite and wouldn't even make it to the Premier League.

Rahul wrote:

Dipanjan wrote:

The reason I said it was that Dundee are a SPL Club, he should have rather compared them to a Conference Club.

Now I'm no expert on SPL but Dundee United is fairly shite and wouldn't even make it to the Premier League.

Finally some sensible post...I was tired being Godfather

Fuk Adebayor.... Fuk Gunners.. Gunner Fans Should Cum on his Face...Tat might make him little white

badguynatural wrote:

Fuk Adebayor.... Fuk Gunners.. Gunner Fans Should Cum on his Face...Tat might make him little white

Don't be a racist.

But at your post.

Racists

Racists [2]

Immigrants

badguynatural wrote:

Fuk Adebayor.... Fuk Gunners.. Gunner Fans Should Cum on his Face...Tat might make him little white

That's racist

Rahul wrote:

badguynatural wrote:

Fuk Adebayor.... Fuk Gunners.. Gunner Fans Should Cum on his Face...Tat might make him little white

That's racist

Wohi toh :happy:

Can Be Racist:happy:.,Bt it doesn't MATTER TO ME....

badguynatural wrote:

Can Be Racist:happy:.,Bt it doesn't MATTER TO ME....

badguynatural wrote:

Can Be Racist:happy:.,Bt it doesn't MATTER TO ME....

It's because you're a Barbie doll

Rahul wrote:

badguynatural wrote:

Can Be Racist:happy:.,Bt it doesn't MATTER TO ME....

It's because you're a Barbie doll

In a barbie world